File:VennBollocks.svg

The diagram functions as a filter for belief systems, categorizing them based on why they lack empirical evidence, mapping out four distinct "flavors" of misinformation:

 • Religious Bollocks: Claims based on ancient authority or divine intervention (e.g., Transubstantiation, Faith Healing).
 • Quackery Bollocks: Biological and medical claims that bypass the scientific method (e.g., Homeopathy, Ear Candles).
 • Pseudoscientific Bollocks: Concepts that dress up in the "lab coat" of science but lack the rigorous data (e.g., Astrology, Moon Landing Denial).
 • Paranormal Bollocks: Phenomena that defy the known laws of physics/nature (e.g., Bigfoot, Telepathy).

The core argument of the graphic is the mathematical "proof" at the bottom:

 • Religious ∩ Quackery ∩ Pseudoscientific ∩ Paranormal = Scientology

By placing Scientology at the dead center, the diagram suggests it is the "Perfect Storm" of nonsense. It argues that while other beliefs might only fail in one or two categories (e.g., Bigfoot is paranormal but not necessarily "religious"), Scientology manages to tick every single box:

 • It has a religious dogma (Hubbard Communication Office Policy Letters).
 • It uses quackery (the E-meter/Purification Rundown).
 • It utilizes pseudoscientific terminology (Engrams).
 • It incorporates paranormal entities (Body Thetans).