Evil Jacket Guy

Evil Jacket Guy is a scilon that works for the church of Scientology. He is also the evil twin of Wise Beard Man, which you can easily note in the similarities of their appearance.

Origins

And he's not afraid to discreetly flash it.

Evil Jacket Guy was first spotted last Thursday at the Protest of Scientology, bearing a gun. It's unclear just how Evil Jacket Guy came to be, but sources say that he used to be an old teamster, and sold out Jimmy Hoffa and that's how he died. In addition, we firmly believe that in the final apocalyptic battle, Evil Jacket Guy will actually pull his piece and try and shoot Wise Beard Man in the beard, killing his body, but ultimately failing to kill the beard. The Beard will then fire a massive energy ray that will destroy the world, as well as Evil Jacket Guy.

Gallery

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  We have yet to learn the names of the other two.
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Trivia

• Evil Jacket Guy works for the Church of Scientology because his retirement plan fell through.
• Evil Jacket Guy is unable to divide by zero.
• Evil Jacket Guy is a descendant of Colonel Sanders, and that's where his gun came from.
• Tool lead singer Maynard James Keenan stated in an interview that before a performance in a Scientologist church, an unnamed man briefly showed him that he was carrying a gun. That man is believed to be Evil jacket guy.
• Evil Jacket Guy is part of the Evil Trinity that will rise up at the end of the world.

See Also

• Scientology
• Wise beard man
• Insane
• YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

Evil Jacket Guy is part of a series on Scientology

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LOL TECH: Dianetics • Disconnection • Child abuse • Saint Hill • Scientology's History of the Universe • Sec Check • Freewinds • Sea Org • Glossary • Religious Freedom Watch • Volunteer Ministers • OSA • Space Opera SCILONS: L. Ron Hubbard • David Miscarriage • Tom Cruise • Scientology Agents • Tommy Davis • Rogues Gallery • Suri Cruise • Terryeo • Heaven's Gate • The Regime • Evil Jacket Guy • Joe Feshbach • VaLLarrr • Tom Newton • John Carmichael • Freezone • Captain Bill Robertson • Danny Masterson • Will Smith • Oschaper • Kendrick Moxon • Tim Armer • Jorge Serrano • Ron Savelo • John Travolta • Jett Travolta NOTORIOUS SPs: Anonymous • Wise Beard Man • Jason Beghe • Gas Mask Girl • Magoo • New Zealand Fail Guy • Message from Scientology • Shawn Lonsdale • Rorschach • Moralfags • Leaderfags • Raidfag Wench • James Packer • Leah Remini • Epic Nose Guy • Stu Wyatt • Tommy Gorman • The Unknown Autobot • Psychiatrists • Marcab Confederacy • David Wu-Kapauw • Epic Sword Guy • Agent Pubeit ENTURBULULZ: PROJECT CHANOLOGY • Why We Protest Forums • A Scientologist's Guide to 4chan • The Geterator • Neil Gaiman's Sandman • Paul "Fetch" Carnes • ReligionIsFree.org • You Found the Card • /i/ • alt.religion.scientology • Complete binge of LEAKED SCILON DOX • 888chan (/td/)