Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/May 2, 2011

"Follow this guide, and this could be you!"

Here at ED one can get the opinion that we are pretty confident, arrogant even. To assume that this is merely an image portrayed through our own insecurities would be an inaccurate assumption. And you know what they say about assumption being the mother of all fuck-ups. The truth is that the knowledge that we harbor as a collective makes us more than capable human beings. ED achieves the categorization of thousands of topics fantastically, however is lacking an article on how to apply this knowledge to real life. Therefore, inspired by The Kazantzakis Guide to Article Building I have created an article to guide the average citizen to excel in life. I in no way promise that reading this article will make you the next billionaire, get you a girlfriend or make you lose all that fat, you tubby cunt. But it is a push in the right direction.

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