App

This is your god.

Apps (short for "application," that thing you never do) are those little mini-software things on your Droid or, if you're gay, iOS device. Millennials will spend roughly 90% of their "adult" (heavy on the quotation marks there) lives downloading and using them, and 100% of their time on the toilet playing with them.

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