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BREAKING NEWS!!
CAN'T DISPENSE THE PENCE

Michael Richard Pence is a generic satanic conservative puppet of the ZOG who came to prelavence after The Donald took him in as his Vice President during the 2016 Elections. Notable for his stances against faggotry and leftism and support for the Tea Party movement, Pence is likely to be POTUS after the establishment conspires to eliminate Trump. Should this happen, it is presumed the madman will set Dumbfuckistan back 20 years, just as is tradition with the Bush and Obongo presidencies.

Career

Pence signed the controversial Religious Freedom Restoration Act into law, producing immense amounts of butthurt, mainly from fags. He signed a law which blocked Indianan governments from requiring wages be provided at a rate higher than the standard minimum wages. He pissed off public school workers because he went on to help fund pre-schools, charter schools and parent's rights. He pissed schools off even more when he signed a bill that allowed Guns to be kept on school grounds (namely, in vehicles) in an attempt to make schools safer. He also opposes Common Core. He also pissed off more leftist fags when he successfully haulted renewable energy efforts (such as Solar), fighting for coal based energy. In an effort to make fags die from HIV, he worked to prevent medical treatment for those with AIDS, such as draining funding for needles necessary for injection of medicine. Mike is proudly against abortion; he attempted to defund planned parenthood, and worked block abortion services provided by third parties. He's also against sexual education and is against Stem-cell research. Notable for severe hatred of faggotry, Pence has been fucking with LGBT rights since the late 90s. He was also a staunch supporter of the Patriot Act. Pence is against the scam that is Global Warming.

Vice Presidency

Donald Trump named him as his VP during the 2016 elections. Gracious that daddy noticed him, Pence gladly gave up on his re-election efforts, instead eager to serve as Vice President, knowing full well that the GOP would work to get trump 'eliminated', thus allowing this neocon nutjob to be the real president.

Confirmed Aliases

  1. Mike "Suck Cock? Get Shocked" Pence
  2. Mike "Homo medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
  3. Mike "Jerk it to a guy, Get shocked 'til you die" Pence
  4. Mike "Lightning crashes if you put it in men's asses" Pence
  5. Mike "Resist the chaps or get the zaps" Pence
  6. Mike "Fags beware or get the chair" Pence
  7. Mike "Show desire, get the wire" Pence
  8. Mike "Male flattery drains the battery" Pence
  9. Mike "Gay people should be killed" Pence
  10. Mike "Zap the wussy until he likes pussy" Pence
  11. Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence
  12. Mike "Set phasers to straight" Pence
  13. Mike "Say goodnight, sodomite" Pence
  14. Mike "If they suck dicks, beat them with sticks" Pence
  15. Mike "Watt Watt in the Butt" Pence
  16. Mike "Taze the rainbow" Pence
  17. Mike "A little more juice turns Caitlyn back to Bruce" Pence
  18. Mike "An Electric Current is the best FAG deterrent" Pence
  19. Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
  20. Mike "Doing things most heinous to those who like it in the anus" Pence
  21. Mike "Poo-stabber Zapper" Pence
  22. Mike "One Man Homocaust" Pence
  23. Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence
  24. Mike "Alternating Current for Alternate Lifestyles" Pence
  25. Mike "LGBTQ BBQ" Pence
  26. Mike "Got an urge for cock? Get a surge of shock!" Pence
  27. Mike "fudge packer? you get the zapper" Pence
  28. Mike "Omar Mateen? I'M the real KING" Pence
  29. Mike "Frotteurism? Cauterize him" Pence
  30. Mike "You like Rimjobs? I like cattle prods" Pence
  31. Mike "You're a sissy? Enjoy electricity" Pence
  32. Mike "Homoshima and Fagasaki" Pence
  33. Mike "Ignite the Sodomites" Pence
  34. Mike "Zap the Trap on the Back of his Lap" Pence
  35. Mike "Current Affairs" Pence
  36. Mike "Putting the Amp in Straight Camp" Pence
  37. Mike "Pull the trigger on every fag nigger" Pence
  38. Mike "Ohm-os for the Homos" Pence
  39. Mike "shoot the queer like deer" Pence
  40. Mike "I don't like gay people" Pence
  41. Mike "I REALLY don't like gay people" Pence
  42. Mike "I'm in the closet tbh" Pence
  43. Mike "hertz for homos" Pence
  44. Mike "Electrocute the fruit" Pence
  45. Mike "Flay the Gay Away" Pence
  46. Mike "3 phase for gays" Pence
  47. Mike "Emma Wattson" Pence
  48. Mike "Pants or dress? Hate fags, the answer's yes" Pence
  49. Mike "Dropping Fags and Loading Mags" Pence
  50. Mike "Feel the itch? I flip the switch" Pence
  51. Mike "Electroshock your love of cock" Pence
  52. Mike "Cocksuckers are in for a shocker" Pence
  53. Mike "Want to get pounded? Please stay grounded" Pence
  54. Mike "The closet electrician" Pence
  55. Mike "Disco Inferno" Pence
  56. Mike "If you Catch or Pitch, I flip the switch" Pence
  57. Mike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
  58. Mike "Spray the Gay Away" Pence
  59. Mike "Make the Queer- Disappear!" Pence
  60. Mike "Pole Smoker CHOKER" Pence
  61. Mike "Cockblocker" Pence
  62. Mike "The best homo deterrent is a direct current" Pence
  63. Mike "Adam and Steve meet Volta and Ampere" Pence
  64. Mike "Stick your wiener there and it's the chair" Pence
  65. Mike "Having a gay fap? You're getting a zap" Pence
  66. Mike "Enjoy the static or get back in the attic" Pence
  67. Mike "If you like dick, it's gonna get elec" Pence
  68. Mike "Gas kills the Jew and the Faggot too" Pence
  69. Mike "Jerk It To A Guy, Circuit 'Til You Fry" Pence
  70. Mike "If you're into gents you must repent" Pence
  71. Mike "If you like men, the dial goes to ten" Pence
  72. Mike "play with the willy, you get the killy" Pence
  73. Mike "Electrocution is the Final Solution" Pence
  74. Mike "Hate the pussy? Get the Juicy" Pence
  75. Mike "Suck a cock? You get a shock" Pence
  76. Mike "Reach around, short-to-ground" Pence
  77. Mike "Ambassador of the Capacitor" Pence
  78. Mike "Make America Straight Again" Pence
  79. Mike "Like a guy? Abreit macht frei" Pence
  80. Mike "You're a fag? Get in this bag" Pence
  81. Mike "If you're bi, you're gonna fry" Pence
  82. Mike "Zap the fags, race war now" Pence
  83. Mike "Raining men with chlorine" Pence
  84. Mike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
  85. Mike "Putting Faradays in gays" Pence
  86. Mike "LGBT OMG WTF BBQ" Pence
  87. Mike "Bum-Driller Killer" Pence
  88. Mike "Ol' Three-phase" Pence
  89. Mike "Race Bannon" Pence
  90. Mike "Let the Shock Therapy Commence" Pence
  91. Mike "It's NOT okay to be gay" Pence
  92. Mike "I'll stab you in your fucking throat faggot" Pence
  93. Mike "Empty my "9" in the homo's 'mind'" Pence
  94. Mike "One in Five won't Survive" Pence
  95. Mike "Fucked a guy? Time to die" Pence
  96. Mike "Leave no fag or kike alive" Pence
  97. Mike "Dead gay a day keeps the faggotry at bay" Pence
  98. Mike "It's only a phase, now here's a taze" Pence
  99. Mike "If men make you jerk it, you complete the circuit" Pence
  100. Mike "Ass full of juice, face full of Zeus" Pence
  101. Mike "If you can't pray the gay away, you need 1.5 volts from a double A" Pence
  102. Mike "Ass deflowered? The chair gets powered" Pence
  103. Mike "If you don't like twat, prepare for a gigawatt" Pence
  104. Mike "If you like gays I'll shock you for days" Pence
  105. Mike "No tomorrah for Gomorrah" Pence
  106. Mike "Use sodomites for Christmas lights" Pence
  107. Mike "Give a man head, I'll fill you with lead" Pence
  108. Mike "100 Amps to the Nipple Clamps" Pence
  109. Mike "ECT the POC" Pence
  110. Mike "The Best Defense is a Good" Pence
  111. Mike "Fence in Wyoming" Pence
  112. Mike "Cattle Prod the Wannabe Broad" Pence
  113. Mike "Take the lobbyist to Auschwitz" Pence
  114. Mike "7.62 for LGBTQ" Pence
  115. Mike "Homo-cidal" Pence
  116. Mike "Glitter gets you the chair" Pence
  117. Mike "Turn the Fister Into a Resistor" Pence
  118. Mike "Killing the Lobby is my only Hobby" Pence
  119. Mike "Put the queers on a Trail of Tears" Pence
  120. Mike "Add another pyre for the faggot fire" Pence
  121. Mike "Third Rail for the Failed Male" Pence
  122. Mike "Fourth Reich, Third Rail" Pence
  123. Mike "270+ Electoral Volts" Pence
  124. Mike "One Watt for Every Impure Thought" Pence
  125. Mike "These Fags I Will Not Kill, But You Gotta See My Electric Bill" Pence
  126. Mike "Clean Your Closet with an Electric Deposit" Pence
  127. Mike "The Orlando Shooting Gave Me a Hooting" Pence
  128. Mike "Enola the Gays" Pence
  129. Mike "A Silo Just For Milo" Pence
  130. Mike "Believing in Evolution Explains Your Sexual Confusion" Pence
  131. Mike "4th Reich Mike" Pence
  132. Mike "You like it in the pooper? I'll beat you into a stupor" Pence
  133. Mike "Hang the fag with the flag" Pence
  134. Mike "Fag Drag" Pence
  135. Mike "Day of the rope gives me hope" Pence
  136. Mike "One black bag for every fag" Pence
  137. Mike "Want it in the shitter? Take him to the skinner" Pence
  138. Mike "Punch the gays so hard they visit ayys" Pence
  139. Mike "Fagopult" Pence
  140. Mike "Bundle the faggots and put them in the fire" Pence
  141. Mike "The gays will hang for days" Pence
  142. Mike "Give the man a medal, he killed a homosexual" Pence
  143. Mike "Shoot up a LGBT School" Pence
  144. Mike "Prolapsed rectum? Vivisect 'em" Pence
  145. Mike "Red flag from blood of the fag" Pence
  146. Mike "Balls to the Van Der Waals" Pence
  147. Mike "Jolt to the dick, These people are sick" Pence
  148. Mike "MIKE AND NOT KIKE" Pence
  149. Mike "Electrum Rectum" Pence
  150. Mike "Make the Twink Light Up and Blink" Pence
  151. Mike "Like Man Meat? Have a Seat" Pence
  152. Mike "Proposition 800,000 Volts" Pence
  153. Mike "Make Like a Bee and Buzz the Bears" Pence
  154. Mike "Desist with the Fist or Zeus Will Insist" Pence
  155. Mike "Get Caught Rimming and the Lights Start Dimming" Pence
  156. Mike "Twisted Trans-istors" Pence
  157. Mike "It's heinous in the anus" Pence
  158. Mike "Frag Grenade for the Fag Parade" Pence
  159. Mike "If they act odd in the shower, Crank up the power" Pence
  160. Mike "If It's Not a Vagina, You're Going to China" Pence
  161. Mike "Like getting it raw? Be used to demonstrate Ohm's law" Pence

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