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On the internets, a Throwaway is a mostly useless account which is created with the intent of being discarded after brief use. They are common with emailing and on sites such as Reddit, Yahoo Answers, Twitch, Forums, JewTube, Wikipedia/Wikia, and even Encyclopedia Dramatica itself (At any given moment, 90% of these accounts are throwaways that sit there and collect dust. We get about 10 of these losers on any given day.)

Reasons for using throwaways

Typical quotes from throwaway accounts

   
 
When I was 13, during the summer before I started high school, I was molested by a guy who dragged me into an alley, backed me into a corner so I couldn't escape (and even if I'd tried to, I couldn't have because he was taller and stronger than I was), and pulled my pants down. I tried to draw attention to where I was because I'd gone over to a guy's house with my friend because she liked him, and when we went he just happened to have a friend there to hang out with me while they went off and did whatever.


 


 
 

/u/throwawaything4899 took it like a man

   
 
About half a decade ago my father left me alone in his apartment with his cat and I don't know exactly why but I just grabbed the cat, went in the bathroom with it, laid on my back, put it on my chest and let it suck my earlobes while masturbating. I find myself fucking disgusting when I think about it but I still think that it was one of my best faps.


 


 
 

/u/throwaway1450, getting aroused by a cat licking his earlobes.

   
 
I am a 30+ straight guy at a successful position. I masturbate every day in the company toilet.


 


 
 

/u/ThrowawayJeesus

   
 
I have memories of my sister (five years older) and I playing a roleplay game when I was younger that I think would be considered sexual abuse/molestation if I told anyone. I don't remember how old we were, but I know she was around the age where her breasts were developing. When home alone we would play a role play game where she was a boss and I was a secretary, and the boss would always sexually harass the secretary. It ended in my sucking on my sister's breasts while she would lie on the couch with her shirt off.


 


 
 

/u/omfg_name_taken, incestuous fuckboy.

   
 
Sadism. And not the happy friendly kind that wants to tie you up and maybe whip you a bit, the sick, fucked up kind that that wants to tie you up and maybe saw off one (or more) of your limbs. Though I wouldn't do such a thing in reality.


 


 
 

/u/throwawayfetish, the reincarnation of Jeffrey Dahmer.

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