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Crysta Longnecker, surprisingly Longnecker is not her real last name but rather one she earned over and over again in the boy's locker room of her High School. Crysta is known as Bbraefan1530 and more recently as loncry513 and is a mentally bbraetarded basement dwelling 20 some year old forever child, shipper that originates from that land of fail and bestiality in America's midwest known as Missouri. She used to be a fan of the original Teen Titans, but only gave a shit about the interactions between a retarded green Christmas elf and an emo floating purple penis with some of the best drawn breasts in any cartoon that still have fan fags arguing if it was body paint or spandex covering them.

It wasn't until 2013 when Teen Titans Go was released and put a huge dick in her mouth that she was finally able to shut the fuck up about the original series. Originally, Crysta was like so many of the fans aznd hated TTG but when TTG started playing up to idiot fans like Crysta's shipping fantasies the original series quickly became over-rated and TTG became the go to cannon source for all things Titan.
Achieving new levels of bat shit crazy that can only be described as Mad Cow Disease she is not just content with shipping Beast Boy and Raven and has even wished that Tara Strong's husband and children would die in a Mexican gang was so Tara and Greg Cipes can get together IRL and make Bae Bae and Rae Rae for real reals.


Her Art

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Drawn by Crysta Age 20
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Like so many girls, once she figured out her art sucked, she quickly went to showing her boobs or as much of them her mom will allow

Basically what we have is another pair of tits on the internet fishing for compliments or what is best known as GOTIS.
I'm not sure if she knows her art sucks or if she's just lazy but Crysta doesn't post much of her art online choosing instead to repost other people's art that reinforces her shipping fantasies of Beast Boy and raven.
Her art, can only be best described as created from fail and inked by her schlicking juices because what she does put up is bad. The worst part of this is not that she is aware that it is bad but because she is now resorting to cleavage shots to show that she's a real girl on tge internet and fish for compliments from virgin boys who will tell her how good she is thinking that that will charm their way into her pants for sloppy seconds following her horse.
To put it mildly,she is the reason Greek philosophers like Plato preached homsexuality and suggest sex with women was a waste of time, energy and seman promoting masturbating into a turkey baster 3,000 years before artificle insemination was a thing to limit contact with such a soulless hole to tge bare minimum and continue the species.


Personal life

GregCipeshu Akbar!

Crysta has no life, friends, family, or god. She lives on BBRae and worships Beast Boy's old battery of a voice actor Greg Cipes. She spends 20 hours daily online doing nothing but the following:

  • Shitposting Screenshots of Raven and Beast Boy generally standing near each other
  • Proving Raven and Beast Boy "harbor strong romantic feelings for each other" when nobody asked
  • Spamming about Greg Cipes confirming an episode where Beast Boy sings a shitty song about "Rae"
  • White Knighting Greg Cipes
  • Looking for haters
  • Trying to kill Terra while she's already dead
  • Stalking Tara Strong and Greg Cipes in Twitter, instagram and Facebook to prove they "harbor strong romantic feelings for each other"
  • Trying to stuff BBRae into Justice League vs Teen Titans