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Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

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Mr Bones' Wild Ride is a roller coaster ride straight from hell, created by a sadistic 4channer on /v/ to torture the attendees in his Roller Coaster Tycoon game theme-park. The ride literally takes YEARS to complete, and once finished attendees are forced to repeat it again. That's right - "The Ride Never Ends" - like channers in their mom's basement, once it starts, you're there forever. Originally posted in a legendary thread on /v/ MANY years ago, this article is being written in 2017 because the lazy fucks here at ED have ignored it for too long.

Reactions from /v/

   
 
1 year on Mr. Bones Wild Ride and they're just a little hungry and thirsty.
You need to kick those bastards out of the park, they brought a year's worth of food inside so they wouldn't have to use your concession stands

 

 
 

—Anonymous

   
 
Dear god, you sick son of a bitch
 

 
 

—Anonymous

   
 
>Not having them drown when they exit

Shame, but still good
10/10

 


 
 

—Micnax !!JOgXJlDqDmX

   
 
I lol'd
 

 
 

—Anonymous

   
 
This ride isn't wild, this ride isn't wild at all!
 

 
 

—Anonymous

   
 
This better end with all 38 riders dying.
 

 
 

—Anonymous

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"The ride never ends" meme

Like all cancerous things, the sign at the non-end of the ride eventually became a dank may-may itself... "The Ride Never Ends" (literally self describing) has become common internet nomenclature among semi-normies, used over and over again for literally anything.

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