/bant/
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EVERYONE ON /BANT/ IS ACTUALLY A NEWFAG |
/bant/ (a pormenteu of random and international) is 4chan's newest board, being added sometime last Thursday by Japanese moot in an attempt to dump the shit threads of /pol/, the shittier memes of /b/ and the average flags of /int/ all in one enclosed space to try and shovel out the dead worms from the rotting carcass known as 4chan (after being killed by cancer, of course).
despite all of this, the users of /bant/ have the absurd belief that they are the one special board that is like /b/ during its golden years.
Despite this inane belief of /bant/ being "/b/ but good" (which is just saying that they're crap but good) the main content posted of /bant/ is either threads about K-pop, le funnay meems, failed GETs, countries arguing about which is the best or who has the best flag, and a number of other in-"jokes" that nobody outside of their circle of autists know or care about. The only thing different about /bant/ from /b/ is that /bant/'s mods don't allow porn dumps as to not defile the innocence of their younger audience of Reddit users.
Funny maymays created by /bant/
Since the dawn of /bant/, every user has tried to force one meme or another, some actually getting picked up. Here are a few:
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This list is subject to change at all times due to /bant/'s ever changing nature |
Blow it out your ass
The only proper response to anything.
Leaf girl
A smug, attractive, lewd canadian girl. Often paired up with either Simon or America
Simon
A purple guy with a yellow shirt. Often paired up with leaf girl.
Blepe
After the death of pepe the frog, /bant/ thought it would be funny to make their own version. It wasn't.
Isle of Man
The Isle of Man poster (also known as manxlet) is seen as God. Take note that there is only one manx poster on the entirety of 4chan, anybody who says otherwise is wrong. Also 167.
Bant plant
Possibly the first original creation by /bant/
Isle of Manlet Saga
On the 27th of July 2017, a Polish anon started a thread jerking himself off about how tall he was. For some reason, the only Manx poster on the entirety of 4chan decided to out himself as a filthy manlet. Soon after he went missing, sending half of the board into utter chaos, while the other half lmao'd about manxanon being a literal ant.
He was later found to be in a Satania thread a few days later and the autistic /bant/elopes cried tears of happiness at his return.
The Morning /bant/er
A weekly yellow press newspaper ran by a random amerifat.
/bant/ gets
2 Millionth Get
For the coveted 2000000th get, a cirnoposter was able to snatch the victory and in a display of cirnofaggotry the mods decided to pin the thread for teh ebin lulz of it all. Of course this left the netherlandanon kagarifag who got the 2000001st get in the dust to be made fun of, although there are theories that this was a scripted get by the mods to make kagariposters buttmad, but everyone who thinks this is likely just a sockpuppet of the anon that failed getting the 2 millionth get.
3 Millionth Get
lol it was just imptrash (of course this sent /bant/ into a fit of autistic rage for about an hour or so).
Different aliases of /bant/ users
- Tali/bant/
- /bant/elopes
- /bant/dits
How to troll /bant/ users
Because /bant/ is literally a little babby in terms of the internet, it is just as easily trolled. Here are a few ways to troll /bant/ users.
- Post Cirno
- Talk about Cirno
- Be Canadian
- Be American
- Post Pepe
- Refuse to blow it out your ass
- Refer to Isle of Man as Isle of Manlet or Manxlet
- anime
- No seriously, posting anime will send half of the users on /bant/ into an uncontrollable rage because of "muh degeneracy"
More memes
This is a gallery of more memes and screenshots from /bant/ that nobody cares about
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Because of faggot mods always dumping threads from /pol/ onto /bant/, this is used often
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Shit no one cares about: The image
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Nobody remembers this
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I don't seem to remember this either?
See also
External links
- A thread full of /bant/ lusers LARPing
- Americans sperging out over a bunch of numbers put together
- How many /bant/ users does it take to answer a simple question?
- /bant/'s first viewing of goatse
- The average /bant/ thread
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