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Things that don't exist
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Everything that never existed, and never will exist. No matter how hard you believe in it, it will cease to exist no matter what. Thinking that it does only makes you a gullible retard, who, also probably believes that Wikipedia is a reputable source of information, and that 9/11 wasn't done by Jews. Though you are still persistent that your views/beliefs are the answer to all unexplained phenomena, that your ideas are the answer to the question of the meaning of life, and that your arguments are superior to that of everyone else. And at the same time, you're failing to understand that your feelings, beliefs, ideas, convictions, ideologies, etc. have absolutely no bearing on reality.
Things That Don't Exist (and will never exist)
A list of shit that doesn't currently exist:
- Ghosts
- Non-retarded /b/ users
- Aliens (Jewish propaganda to make you buy shit you don't need)
- UFOs
- Heaven and Hell
- Nazi concentration camps (remember, the lolocaust never happened)
- Non-retarded people with important government jobs (see Dubya)
- Black-eyed children
- Your god(s)
- Santa Claus
- YouTubers who don't use clickbait
- Memes that are still funny to this day
- Non-retarded forum mods
- Body "language"
- Gender fluidity (male and female are the only genders, morons)
- The Illuminati
- Non-retarded DeviantART users
YouSadly, you do exist.
See Also
Things that don't exist is part of a series on Language & Communication | |
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Languages and Dialects • Grammar, Punctuation, Spelling, Style, and Usage • Rhetorical Strategies • Poetry •
The Politics of Language and Communication • Media • Visual Rhetoric
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