Conrad Alan Rockenhaus

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I'm Rock, name is Conrad Rockenhaus to be exact. I'm interested in schadenfreude. I also tend to enjoy your mother.

Now your life is complete, now that you fully know about me, you filthy basement dwelling loony stalker. You can find me on Failbook at http://www.facebook.com/conrad.rockenhaus or you can find me at my awesome spammy websites at http://www.rockenhaus.com/.

I'm very involved with Tor, i2p, protecting free speech and privacy, which is why I believe ED deserves to remain available for all - freedom of expression, doy. I'm one of the partners with Greypony Consulting, http://www.greyponyit.com which helps Aspie fucks such as yourself to talk to people.

I maintain Conradrockbot. and Encyclopedia Dramatica:TOR.

I'm also a massive faggot who likes to suck zaiger's dick and commit forgery and lie about my service record in the army to feel better about my lack of achievements in life. I also want to sue people for saying mean things about me on the internet because I can't handle simple fucking banter. I should neck myself for being such a fucktard.

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