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Ian Watkins

Ian Watkins is a current event and he's still on the news. But he was all over it during december 18th, including on fox news. now he's some of the main results when you type in ian on google. How about we feature the Ian Watkins article. But before we do, we can look for improvements and additions to the article.

Terrance and Phillip 18:16, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Yes, this should be an Article of the Now. I have a few concerns but need to research Ian Watkins and his history, otherwise I'll just mangle the article. Earlier I edited the first paragraph. This is on my priority list, and I don't mind if you make sure I don't forget. 18:34, 3 January 2014 (EST)

Moleman9000

Some kid went in crying in #ed IRC saying to remove the article, i personally think it was the real Gabe and we slapped it with teamplates and asked for nudes Other frequenters of IRC will agree on this. Moleman9000 penis 14:53, 7 January 2014 (EST)

Bump for potential Cunt 14:49, 7 January 2014 (EST)

Yeah, I agree. Would you see about anything else that can be added to the article before I clean it up? Also Cunt I've been researching Hashtag and found some lulz if you want to check my userpage. 14:58, 7 January 2014 (EST)

The article has been cleaned up and on January 15th, 2014 it will be featured. 18:48, 13 January 2014 (EST)

SammyClassicSonicFan

That kid may be old news, but a huge lulcow is a lulcow forever.

Number one autistic fanboy of Mario and Sonic on Youtube. Sammy soon became infamous because of his extreme reactions to trolling à la Chris-Chan.  — Preceding comment added by Trololo9921 (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Done. ^reply 01:52, 13 February 2014 (EST)

change yer mind eh Schnookums? Shaman 08:11, 14 February 2014 (EST)

The Fine Bros.

The Fine Bros

Maybe? Clint Beastwood 14:15, 19 February 2014 (EST)

Hell yeah! Response. ^reply 14:26, 19 February 2014 (EST)

asdf

maybe? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Oliver Hart (talk • contribs)

Von Helton

he had never been article of the nao? Surprising. He might be the biggest lulzcow this side of chris chan Von Helton DUMFUK 15:41, 23 March 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy 12:20, 15 April 2014 (EDT)

Gorgeous George

GG has been a lolcow for moar than a decade and his fail antics just gets better with age. He recently filed his fifth copyright lolsuit against random trolls then sends harassing messages to said trolls and claims he's teh victim. He definitely deserves a look for The Article of The Now. - MattWilsonFails 01:32, 30 March 2014 (EST)

You mean a second nomination? Sickpuppy 12:20, 15 April 2014 (EDT)

Derp! I forgot he was nominated but it was a long time ago. So yeah, he deserves a second nomination. :D - MattWilsonFails 11:24, 4 April 2014 (EST)

ohai, whats up dude. ill set it Uberfukken 23:53, 16 April 2014 (EDT)

Thanks, Uberfukken. You are a bath house full of cocks awesome. I've been pretty good, doing the usual milking of lolcows. Speaking of I should go back and edit the asalieri article sometime soon. He's disabled the ratings on his recent videos if they get too many dislikes blaming it on the trolls. He also made a new RAR which was basically a huge fuck you to his "fans". MattWilsonFails 00:50, EST 17 April 2014 (EST)

haha yea asa is a fucking retard. sounds like he's begging for round 2 ;) Uberfukken 00:57, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

99chan

I may be kind of biased since I did some major edits to the article (with VX's approval), but I just thought I'd suggest the 99chan article anyway. It's the featured article on the chan portal atm too. Anyway, if you run out of ideas it's always better than a CWC rerun.   FETUS FUCKER  01:27, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

sure ill set it in a little bit Uberfukken 01:58, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

kay, ty, also post on my talk page when you've added it to the queue if you don't mind   FETUS FUCKER  04:36, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

Pamperchu

I hope re-featuring this article and scaring this degenerate nolife into thinking he has AIDS will make him butthurt as hell. :D   FETUS FUCKER  21:19, 1 May 2014 (EDT)

Elliot Rodger

Overdue obviously due to servers and potential nominee for The 2014 Golden iPod Awards for killing 6 in a virgin rage. MyBodyAintReady 21:12, 12 June 2014 (EDT)

  Sickpuppy  10:00, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Roy Philipose

This guy fucked up bad in life in front of everyone. we all saw the TESLA shareholders meeting...eek!

Crap9000 03:18, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We would first need an article on the guy in order to set it as AOTN. If you don't want to start one yourself, submit it to Needed/Proposed and someone might pick it up.  Sickpuppy  10:00, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Weegeeisgoingtokillm

This is probably gonna break the criminal christians articles, but as a M.U.G.E.Nite, This guy just has to be the dumbest Troll in the Mugen community. His Mugen characters are atrocious and he always begs for unneeded attention to put his Mugen characters up in Popularity. In addition, he also poorly threatens people when they use one of the listed trollbait in the article. I nominate Weegeeisgoingtokillm for being an attention whore, a person who can't make decent Mugen characters to save his life and for being butthurt in his old YT account. This guy needs serious help. (Apparently he's so bad at making Mugen characters, that Seth who would easily like anything Trixie hates his portrayal of Trixie, and was briefly bashed on in an EQD article.)

Mugenrules53 15:56, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

I'm personally gonna hold off on doing that. The article's got no IRL pics/info, no mirrors of videos from his deleted YT account, and only one photographic example of his MUGEN characters. It doesn't have enough drama or media (pics/vids) to be AOTN. The videos from his current account are boring and unfunny, and an attention whore doesn't need more attention brought to his ghost town YT channel by way of ED.  Sickpuppy  17:07, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

Here's some more VIDEO examples of his Mugen characters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xVb1Pv59FA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnoJ8jpOekw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CovsCXP5Js

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O9zmnjEEzw

And ironically no one bothered to mirror his videos despite having over 200+ subscribers for the time. But I can explain this: cheap Mugen characters fighting each other videos, Mugen character showcases, and him playing old games without commentary. He still had drama put on him from that time, but it wasn't huge, however and only lasted like a day or two except if Daniel999999gmc and MattheBiscuit join up against him then he whines about it for days on end.

Mugenrules53

>200+ subscribers
>2-day drama
Yeah, I'm just gonna leave that article where it is.  Sickpuppy  19:09, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

K-On!

K-On! is a damn good shit to troll anime-mongling oldfags and make them butthurt; also it became a meme itself. -Leanne 01:53, 20 June 2014 (EDT)

^reply 15:43, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

BLACKB0ND

Needs moar edits and expansions so we can can see this retard for the hack he really is. More promotion = More lulz / The article has been slightly expanded upon and agreed to not be featured. This article has been made for drama only (since his whole channel is surrounded by controversy) and isn't because the guy called me a stupid face. It would be great if moar young, inspiring editors added more content.

Rogin0 17:11, 25 June 2014 (EDT)Rogin0

NYPA. Make your article a good one and it can be featured.  VX  • 17:29, 25 June 2014 (EDT)

You must be looking for Needed/Proposed. Right this way, pls. And hopefully you plan on expanding that article more than you currently have instead of leaving it to everyone else.  Sickpuppy  17:40, 25 June 2014 (EDT)

ATM the article is hovering around the 'piss poor' to 'poor' level... I don't mind helping to edit it but moar lulz, less ad hominem plz. • Mr.Jonzz 17:58, 25 June 2014 (EDT)

Good job turning this around.  Sickpuppy  13:20, 15 July 2014 (EDT)

Darksydephil (because of a giant amount of updates)

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/DarksydePhil

The amount of things we changed and added is just amazing. Would be cool if it was featured again.

--Killerratte 13:05, 29 July 2014 (EDT)

^reply 05:18, 9 August 2014 (EDT)

James Foley

I wrote an article about James Foley, the American journalist who got beheaded by ISIS. Plantourchen 01:37, 21 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 03:19, 24 August 2014 (EDT)

ParkourDude91

A stupid, delusional 23 year old man who is completely obssesed with military stuff. ParkourDude91 dreams to join the army but all he does all day is playing video games, smoking weed and vlogging. Notably, he thinks that just saying that you want to join the army you deserve the same level of respect as a decorated war hero.

There's so much to talk about this guy.

Dauser123 14:41, 30 August 2014 (EDT)

• • Given that Jace managed to troll Brianna Wu hard enough to get a restraining order against him and the fact that SJWs are butthurt over him, now is a perfect time for this.Wendell T. Stamps 17:02, 5 February 2015 (EST)

• I agree. Someone (other than me) put this on AOTN. oddguy 17:10, 5 February 2015 (EST)

Tj_lane

He just fucking escaped from prison. Thats why. [1] --Dildo Baggins 22:47, 11 September 2014 (EDT)

set for 13, 48 hours to write about it. Uberfukken 23:28, 11 September 2014 (EDT)

Blockland

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Blockland

because ever since the fag who made this game got it on steam greenlight the pop went from 30,000 to 160,000 yet only 200 ppl even play it; the pop never even went up cus its so bad. because of the boost of players, its more Relevant. + I added some autism sound effects to it

AlGore 04:28, 4 January 2015 (EST)

Tigercommander 01:56, 22 January 2015 (EST)

I Dislike Cis People

Typical Socjus fag on tumblr, only is completely hypocritical about everything, flip flops on every issue today, supports pedophilia, thinks being cis is being oppressive automatically, and is copying Femfreq's formula by making a show about "transphobia in gaming". Top it all off, thinks Hanj from Attack on Titan, Wonder Woman, and Sayaka from Puella Magi Madoka Magica are mtf trannies and provides no evidence whatsoever to back his claims up. He also tries to prove it's canon while failing to realize that they are his headcanons.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/I_Dislike_Cis_People

http://softcisphobia.co.vu/ tumblr page

https://twitter.com/transgemder twitter

Tigercommander 10:00, 22 February 2015 (EST)

March 21~23 2015 ---- Jeff Weise

On march 21st, 2005, Jeff Weise shot up his school after a horrible life and a lot of bullying. He killed 9 people; killed his grandpa and his gf at home, stole his grandad's guns and police car, crashed into the school, killed a lot of people, got shot twice, shot back a bit, then killed himself. He also made 2 flashes for NG, extreme cases of warning signs. Now, it's going to be 10 years since then, and I want him to be remembered to this day. Set the AOTN to Jeff Weise for March 21st, 22nd, and 23rd, please. If not all 3, I'd recommend just the 21st then.

AlGore 14:54, 5 March 2015 (EST)

Tigercommander 02:12, 16 March 2015 (EDT)

Nayzak

An extremely popular and highly controversial muslim propaganda anime artist on Deviantart. He's been inactive for a while after a massive meltdown he had back involving Gaza, but recently, a lot of people have been raiding his page with shitposts. Plus, he's done a lot of lulcow level shit like censoring an entire contest he started because someone tried to submit a LBGT artwork in it. --LoverOfBats 22:25, 13 March 2015 (EDT)

^reply 14:15, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

Fiero425

Fiero425, trust me this would start up a shit storm with this guy the size of Nebraska. Brand spanking new page. --TROLAHOAR (talk) 18:43, 29 March 2015 (EDT)

^reply 14:15, 4 April 2015 (EDT)