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Artists representation of typical behavior of pigs.
Artists representation of typical behavior of pigs.

Roughly 2000 years ago, the United States government decided to troll the public by shaving pigs and squeezing them into blue pants and a shirt, then giving them cars with pretty, ADHD-placating flashing lights. Their scheme has not worked according to plan and the IRL trolling has become an epidemic. In order to avoid looking as if things have not gone according to plan, they have since changed their mission statement from "To Protect and to Serve" to "Protect (our own skin) and Serve (ourselves)."

The fuzz are particularly onerous in the city of Philadelphia, and known for being so fucking incompetent that they don't even know their own internal directives. As mentioned here and seen on jewtube, it seems that Philadelphia cops hate youtube.
So, if you see a pig in Philly ask him if he actually knows the lawls it's his job to enforce.
A prime example of the incompetence standard to police in Philly is Sgt. Michael Dougherty. Even Raymond Evers, brother of Joseph Evers, a Philly Pig Spokesman, admits they are incompetent.

   
 

There was some misinformation within the police department that was corrected in regards to open carrying
 


 
 

—cops in philly dont bother to learn the law.



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