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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Nao/August 26, 2012

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Linux


Linux.exe, pronounced Ginoo Slash Linnucks, is a common computer virus that affects users in such a way that it turns them into complete faggots. After stealing the UNIX core from Apple, Linus Torvalds, via his system administrator god-complex, aptly named the program "Linux" after himself. More commonly known as Lunix ("the Loser's UNIX"), it is the poor-man's version of the monolithic UNIX system; also, it is the most powerful contraceptives evar, in the universe, anywhere. The moar one learns about Lunix, the moar powerful its fertility-stealing powers become. It is recommended that you try Linux, since everyone knows your gonads are made of fail. In other words, Linux is a computerized sex-surrogate for asspies.

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