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Jolene JRyda

Through the careful investigation and research done by brave EDiots working tirelessly to ensure the factual accuracy of the Juggalo article, Facebook trolls encountered the biggest lolcow in the Juggalo community since Anabelle Lotus, the one and only Jolene JRyda (Powerword: Jolene Hafer). A self proclaimed juggalette and a horrible mother who's failure in life could never be matched; she was a woman who dedicated herself to such fantastic hobbies like being a terrible mother, smoking weed, being an annoying attention whore on Failbook, blowing cigarette smoke in her babies face, posing for pictures with a pellet gun, dumping her kid off on her mother so she could go drink tequila and do blow all night, and proclaiming to all of Facebook that 'Haters make me famous!'. However, in Jolene's case, haters only made her fake her own death.

(( HOW DO I FAKED DEATH ))


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