Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 29, 2022

Harambe

Harambe was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street nigger. He dindu nuffin and had just celebrated his 17th birthday. Lo and behold, some dumb negress named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a retarded and drug dealing degenerate darkie. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing nigra, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the Womyn and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they wouldbecame her personal army and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent.

Later, this brave primate was martyred by becoming an internet meme, and even a potential 2016 USA Presidential Candidate.

It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “all pull together” in Swahili. (more like "all pull your dicks out together")

(( DID HARAMBE DO MONKEYPOX THO? ))

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