Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/June 12, 2022
Keegan James Salisbury is a severely autistic 20-year-old near-manchild from Crystal Lake, Illinois with Special Snowflake Syndrome who usually does nothing but sit on his computer and make both YTPs and YTPMVs, whack off to his waifus (some of which are underage), threaten people he doesn't like to do dangerous internet acts, cyberstalk people, overreact to the slightest provocations and have autistic meltdowns.
Somehow, he managed to somewhat blend in with his half-assed vigilante campaigns and DDoSing (despite getting hacked in return as well). This train of spergery ended after it was revealed he sexually harassed Kylie (who would become one of his exes), and Keegan's world came crashing down upon him. After getting caught in 4K over sexually abusing Kylie, Keegan started degrading her at the speed of light. Keegan got butthurt over people rightfully calling out his perverted lard-ass and formed a new community out of his based ex-friends' cringe enemies to form an entire battalion of mental lolcows squirting lulzy milk 24/7. This retard was previously mentioned on another page that was originally removed because he reported it and claimed it was "bullying him and invading his privacy". To be fair, he was just a whiny 9-year-old back then, but now he became a fat 20-year-old autistic pansexual who hasn't learned from his mistakes.
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