Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/February 16, 2023
Ohio is a shithole excuse of a state in the Jewnited States, in Middle America and best described as the Armpit of America. It is only of importance every fourth year in Presidential elections where the Presidency can be won with only 27% of the popular vote by winning 270 electoral votes as Ohio has 18, down from 20 after the 2016 census. The only reason anybody knows that the state exists is because, if you are doing a family show on TV, they will most likely live in Ohio like Family Ties and Leave It To Beaver, The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame being in Cleveland and The Football Hall Of Fame in Canton.
It is known for its mass export of Drew Carey and for its releasing of Ed O'Neil on America. Ohio is widely known for having four unique seasons -- almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.
Ohio, or what North East Ohians like to call the trailer park of America or the rest of Ohio, is famous for having one of the highest populations of white supremacists, hicks, and retards (Unlike ED, they SRSLY believe Obama's a Muslim), due to its close proximity to Indiana, and the ridge runner states of West Virginia and Pennsylvania.
A favorite attraction of Ohio is creating moon-crater-sized potholes that rival Pennsylvania's. Since it's so craptastic, no one bothers to fix them and after it rains, children can be found floating face down in them.
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