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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now
See also Article of the Now, Video of the Now, and Picture of the Now
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SET YOUR FUCKING QUOTE TITLES ON THIS PAGE YOU LAZY FUCKS
Archives:
October 2023
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- October 17, 2023 -
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- October 15, 2023 -
- October 14, 2023 -
- October 13, 2023 -
- October 12, 2023 -
- October 11, 2023 - Ben Gvir
- October 10, 2023 - Ben Gvir
- October 9, 2023 -
- October 8, 2023 -
- October 7, 2023 -
- October 6, 2023 -
- October 5, 2023 - Teach a man to Hitler
- October 4, 2023 - Teach a man to Hitler
- October 3, 2023 - WW3 en route
- October 2, 2023 - WW3 en route
- October 1, 2023 -
September 2023
- September 30, 2023 -
- September 29, 2023 - pilots' coke spree
- September 28, 2023 - pilots' coke spree
- September 27, 2023 -
- September 26, 2023 -
- September 25, 2023 -
- September 24, 2023 - Don Jr tweet from Twitter haxxor 2/2
- September 23, 2023 - Don Jr tweet from Twitter haxxor 2/2
- September 22, 2023 - Don Jr tweet from Twitter haxxor 1/2
- September 21, 2023 - Don Jr tweet from Twitter haxxor 1/2
- September 20, 2023 -
- September 19, 2023 - Gene Simmons -"As long as your schmeckle works"
- September 18, 2023 - Gene Simmons -"As long as your schmeckle works"
- September 17, 2023 - Gene Simmons -"As long as your schmeckle works"
- September 16, 2023 - McCarthy - "move the fucking motion"
- September 15, 2023 - McCarthy - "move the fucking motion"
- September 14, 2023 -
- September 13, 2023 -
- September 12, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- September 11, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- September 10, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- September 9, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- September 8, 2023 - David Rothkopf kvetching out about Elon Musk
- September 7, 2023 - David Rothkopf kvetching out about Elon Musk
- September 6, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- September 5, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- September 4, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- September 3, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- September 2, 2023 - NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS
- September 1, 2023 - Google greentext
August 2023
- August 31, 2023 - Google greentext
- August 30, 2023 -
- August 29, 2023 -
- August 28, 2023 -
- August 27, 2023 -
- August 26, 2023 -
- August 25, 2023 -
- August 24, 2023 - Oblivion NPCs.
- August 23, 2023 - Oblivion NPCs.
- August 22, 2023 - ThePolishPrince hates some new film or something.
- August 21, 2023 - ThePolishPrince hates some new film or something.
- August 20, 2023 - Too many Star Wars films.
- August 19, 2023 - Jason Mamoa hates tourists.
- August 18, 2023 - Obama is the devil?
- August 17, 2023 - Sandra Bullock returns her Oscar.
- August 16, 2023 - Karen is racist.
- August 15, 2023 - Marijuana smoke can't leave your lungs.
- August 14, 2023 - Ellen kills kids.
- August 13, 2023 - Bob Dyland lyrics.
- August 12, 2023 - Inventing jerking off.
- August 11, 2023 - Ironic xenophobic immigrant.
- August 10, 2023 - Lil Tay's famous rant.
- August 9, 2023 - New York is a shithole or something.
- August 8, 2023 - Retarded Facebook rant.
- August 7, 2023 - Paul Reubens is a paedophile.
- August 6, 2023 - TMNT fans are mad at anti-racism.
- August 5, 2023 - Trump is angry.
- August 4, 2023 -
- August 3, 2023 -
- August 2, 2023 - Steven Universe fans are losers.
- August 1, 2023 - Wolverine
July 2023
- July 31, 2023 - The Train
- July 30, 2023 - Transgender Rights
- July 29, 2023 - Goodbye Twitter is Trending
- July 28, 2023 - Scams
- July 27, 2023 - LatinX
- July 26, 2023 - Viktor E. Frankl
- July 25, 2023 - No climate change
- July 24, 2023 - Twitter Population
- July 23, 2023 - Clint Eastwood
- July 22, 2023 - Kleetus, ED Forum
- July 21, 2023 - Keith Richards
- July 20, 2023 - Diet Drinks
- July 19, 2023 - PETA
- July 18, 2023 - Dog The Bounty Hunter
- July 17, 2023 - Schilling1776
- July 16, 2023 - Christopher Walken
- July 15, 2023 - clock work orange
- July 14, 2023 - Bierce
- July 13, 2023 - winnie Mandela
- July 12, 2023 - chad Seales
- July 11, 2023 - Quence
- July 10, 2023 - Schrodinger
- July 9, 2023 - Hunter S. THOMPSON
- July 8, 2023 - prince harry
- July 7, 2023 - Christan Walker
- July 6, 2023 - Charlie Sheen
- July 5, 2023 - Americans
- July 4, 2023 - Americans
- July 3, 2023 - Enjoy prison, stalker
- July 2, 2023 - Enjoy prison, stalker
- July 1, 2023 - Whites and Azns are Smarter
June 2023
- June 30, 2023 - Dennis Miller
- June 29, 2023 - Rob Schneider
- June 28, 2023 - Drag Queens
- June 27, 2023 - coworker
- June 26, 2023 - Racist Thoughts
- June 25, 2023 - Bruce Willis On Kevin Smith
- June 24, 2023 - Felix Salmon
- June 23, 2023 - FukkenUsername
- June 22, 2023 - Donald Trump
- June 21, 2023 - The Prophecy
- June 20, 2023 - Joe Biden Confused
- June 19, 2023 - Jaden Smith
- June 18, 2023 - indians
- June 17, 2023 - Maysam
- June 16, 2023 - Aleister Crowley
- June 15, 2023 - Cher
- June 14, 2023 - Gabriele Amorth
- June 13, 2023 - Dan White
- June 12, 2023 - Church Of Satan
- June 11, 2023 - Unabomber
- June 10, 2023 - fantasy
- June 9, 2023 - tranny
- June 8, 2023 - Motley Crue
- June 7, 2023 - nick adams
- June 6, 2023 - loser - beck
- June 5, 2023 - william Blake
- June 4, 2023 - spelling Bee
- June 3, 2023 - King Charles wants to be a tampon
- June 2, 2023 - steam user banned
- June 1, 2023 - Thomas Jefferson
May 2023
- May 31, 2023 - Roger Waters
- May 30, 2023 - dementia patient
- May 29, 2023 - dementia patient
- May 28, 2023 - Jeff bridges
- May 27, 2023 - sean Connery
- May 26, 2023 - Question about topic
- May 25, 2023 - Tesla
- May 24, 2023 - little mermaid
- May 23, 2023 - Lovecraft Cthulu
- May 22, 2023 - Lovecraft Cthulu
- May 21, 2023 - fans angry about aloy being a dyke
- May 20, 2023 - global warming is going to kill us
- May 19, 2023 - Meghan Markle
- May 18, 2023 - paparazzi
- May 17, 2023 - Paranoid
- May 16, 2023 - Dave Chappelle
- May 15, 2023 - Michael Crichton
- May 14, 2023 - Minty on ?????It's Funny
- May 13, 2023 - KJV on Nihilism
- May 12, 2023 - stephan colbert
- May 11, 2023 - ernest hemmingway
- May 10, 2023 - The Magnificant 7
- May 9, 2023 - mr Burns
- May 8, 2023 - mark twain the french
- May 7, 2023 - world according to garp
- May 6, 2023 - dying alone
- May 5, 2023 - Trump On Mexican Immigrants
- May 4, 2023 - Isaac Asimov on Israel
- May 3, 2023 - isaac Asimov on Israel
- May 2, 2023 - ozzy answer
- May 1, 2023 - Ozzy answer
April 2023
- April 30, 2023 - Neil Gaiman
- April 29, 2023 - Pink Floyd
- April 28, 2023 - Bud Light
- April 27, 2023 - Bud Light
- April 26, 2023 - Christopher Titus
- April 25, 2023 - Christopher Titus
- April 24, 2023 - Fireman's choice
- April 23, 2023 - fireman's choice
- April 22, 2023 - long form shitpost
- April 21, 2023 - long form shitpost
- April 20, 2023 - 4:20
- April 19, 2023 - Superman Anniversary
- April 18, 2023 - protect our kids founder arrested
- April 17, 2023 - Identify as black
- April 16, 2023 - Ed Forum everybody
- April 15, 2023 - Drake Bell Chris Chan
- April 14, 2023 - Donald Trump Kim Jong Un
- April 13, 2023 - peter sweden electric
- April 12, 2023 - Muslim rape gangs
- April 11, 2023 - Prostitution is work
- April 10, 2023 - Transability
- April 9, 2023 - Nietzsche
- April 8, 2023 - Origin of Easter
- April 7, 2023 - Kid Rock
- April 6, 2023 - Mario Movie
- April 5, 2023 - Tucker Carlson on Trump
- April 4, 2023 - qfzeeph on Christory
- April 3, 2023 - Audrey Hale Redrum
- April 2, 2023 - Albert Einstein
- April 1, 2023 -
March 2023
- March 31, 2023 - Dick out for 15 minutes.
- March 30, 2023 - Dick out for 15 minutes.
- March 29, 2023 - Chris-Chan is free
- March 28, 2023 - Chris-Chan is free
- March 27, 2023 - Girls know when you jerk off.
- March 26, 2023 - Girls know when you jerk off.
- March 25, 2023 - Can't let my girlfriend win.
- March 24, 2023 - Can't let my girlfriend win.
- March 23, 2023 -
Baka needs a lifeLulziez coping. - March 22, 2023 -
Baka needs a lifeLulziez coping. - March 21, 2023 - Sonic is a Fidget Spinner.
- March 20, 2023 - Sonic is a Fidget Spinner.
- March 19, 2023 - Women Talking Failure.
- March 18, 2023 - Women Talking Failure.
- March 17, 2023 - Prince Harry's Penis.
- March 16, 2023 - Prince Harry's Penis.
- March 15, 2023 - Baby Killing.
- March 14, 2023 - Baby Killing.
- March 13, 2023 - Too much porn?
- March 12, 2023 - Too much porn?
- March 11, 2023 - White Christian Adoption.
- March 10, 2023 - White Christian Adoption.
- March 9, 2023 - Ha Ha Ha.
- March 8, 2023 - Ha Ha Ha.
- March 7, 2023 - Ha Ha Ha.
- March 6, 2023 - You're full of shit.
- March 5, 2023 - You're full of shit.
- March 4, 2023 - Holocaust nonsense.
- March 3, 2023 - Holocaust nonsense.
- March 2, 2023 -
- March 1, 2023 -
February 2023
- February 28, 2023 - Diaperphile.
- February 27, 2023 - Diaperphile.
- February 26, 2023 - Diaperphile.
- February 25, 2023 - Bored Ape Pedo.
- February 24, 2023 - Bored Ape Pedo.
- February 23, 2023 - Chinese eat aliens.
- February 22, 2023 - Chinese eat aliens.
- February 21, 2023 -
- February 20, 2023 - Roald Dahl books rewritten
- February 19, 2023 - Roald Dahl books rewritten
- February 18, 2023 -
- February 17, 2023 - American Whore
- February 16, 2023 - American Whore
- February 15, 2023 - American Whore
- February 14, 2023 - just Let It Be, man
- February 13, 2023 - just Let It Be, man
- February 12, 2023 - just Let It Be, man
- February 11, 2023 - Elon throws another fit
- February 10, 2023 - Elon throws another fit
- February 9, 2023 -
- February 8, 2023 -
- February 7, 2023 - Armie Hammer
- February 6, 2023 - Armie Hammer
- February 5, 2023 - Armie Hammer
- February 4, 2023 -
- February 3, 2023 - AI voice-deepfaking tool used by 4chan causes corporate statement
- February 2, 2023 - AI voice-deepfaking tool used by 4chan causes corporate statement
- February 1, 2023 - USA Rep. George Santos' Ex-BF speaks out
January 2023
- January 31, 2023 - USA Rep. George Santos' Ex-BF speaks out
- January 30, 2023 -
- January 29, 2023 -
- January 28, 2023 - If the foot don't fit
- January 27, 2023 - KF on ED
- January 26, 2023 - KF on ED
- January 25, 2023 - Calvinism not to blame
- January 24, 2023 - Calvinism not to blame
- January 23, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - two
- January 22, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - two
- January 21, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - one
- January 20, 2023 - "hardcore Twitter" with Elon - one
- January 19, 2023 -
- January 18, 2023 - Kamala on Venn diagrams
- January 17, 2023 - Kamala on Venn diagrams
- January 16, 2023 - NOTHING GOT SET
- January 15, 2023 - AI Vtuber Holocaust Denier
- January 14, 2023 - AI Vtuber Holocaust Denier
- January 13, 2023 - Lunamedia Rape
- January 12, 2023 - Lunamedia Rape
- January 11, 2023 - RW E-girl grift
- January 10, 2023 - RW E-girl grift
- January 9, 2023 - In this moment, I am euphoric
- January 8, 2023 - In this moment, I am euphoric
- January 7, 2023 - YWNBAW Japan verison
- January 6, 2023 -
- January 5, 2023 -
- January 4, 2023 - Greta vs Tate
- January 3, 2023 - Greta vs Tate
- January 2, 2023 - Sleepy and Children
- January 1, 2023 -