Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/October 18, 2023

Mass Shooting

A mass shooting is an incident in which multiple noobs are almost raepd or downright pwned when the player utilizes a gun to get on the high score. Ever since the 2010s, the prevalence of mass shootings have rapidly increased and the levels of butthurt decreased as a result of becoming a stale, forced meme However, mass shootings are still serious business and bound to cause high intensity shitstorms. It is estimated that 99.998% of mass shootings occur in Dumbfuckistan, a harsh, brutish nation located somewhere near Canada. After every mass shooting, the inhabitants of the wasteland, known as Americunts, typically take two political standpoints:

[Liberals]]: BAN ASSAULT GUNS!!!1 BAN CLIPS WITH MORE THAN 1 ROUNDS OF AMMO!!1 They often focus on the gun as if it was a sentient machine, grew a pair of legs, and bared sole responsibility for the actions of the user) Old Media often avoids publishing the perpetrator's identity if they aren't white. A good example was with Omar Mateen, the sandniggers who perpetrated the deadliest mass shooting in American history and went forgotten after 30 minutes, whilst any white kid is a household name even if their score is laughable. Republicans: BAN GUN FREE ZONES!!1 Mental Illness should be the primary issue focused. MOAR guns!!1 Guns dont kill people, people kill people! Gun Nuts, mostly Republican-leaning, often Zerg Rush the nearest gun store and buy out as much armaments and ammunition they possibly can, which caused a massive shortage and price-hike of ammo, notably with 22lr. Thus, no potential mass shooters can get the ammo they need, saving a dozen + lives in the process. Good job!

The most dramatic and lulzy variant is a School Shooting, which makes a nation's collective populace shit their pants and go into moral panic. In countries like Dumbfuckistan, people are so worn out and used to these shocking spectacles of appalling carnage, that unless the shooter racks up 7+ frags, nobody gives a fuck, and for good reason.

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