User talk:Jerjer

Carl is unstable, and considered a flight risk and a danger to himself and the public in both the US and Canada. He believes himself to be the Champion of Tetris, and believes it to be his greatest achievement in life. also on that list, is stalking people who cause him minor butt hurt for an impressive and excessive amount of time. If you've ever said anything less than words filled to the brim with sparkles and rainbows you can bet he'll never forget you. Countless Starbucks employees, telemarketers, and girl scouts have fallen prey to his interweb wrath.

If you would like to send him fan mail please contact him here. http://www.facebook.com/cmalaski

Carl is currently taking calls for his list of butt hurt. If you, or anyone you know would like to be added to this list call 561-707-1596. He'll be more than happy to use Google to make your stay on the interweb slightly more uncomfortable.

BREAKING NEWS He is now taking fan mail directly to all three of his email addresses!

  [email protected] 
  [email protected] 
  [email protected] 

Carls fan base may be small, but it is growing rapidly. Here are a few words from his beloved fans We hope that Carl values our efforts to reach out for him and aid him in his quest to conquer Tetris and his insatiable need to butt hurt. Any help on either of his quests would be greatly appreciated.

http://www.myspace.com/divinerulership/photos/66649289#{"ImageId":66649288} A copy of my world Service Authority international passport. That is what I use to travel. It is mandated by the UN. WSA has been around for 50 years. I dont use a US passport

You should apologize. You did me wrong. I am not holding a grudge. You wont tell me what wrong I did to you or your friends.

Stop your faggotry and read ED:101

Hey there! We're glad you decided to join the ED crew, it's always good to have another editor. However, you're making a common mistake by making unfunny attack articles. It's not a big deal, a lot of new people make the same mistake, but it is something we generally try to discourage. If you want some tips on improvement, try reading your welcome message again (It's got a lot of useful links), reading more articles to get the feel of ED, and reading the Style Guide for help. If you have a question, try asking an admin or the person who left you this message for help.

If you are trying to make constructive edits, which I rather doubt, read. Otherwise, you gon' git raeped. Totensiediefurfag 23:38, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

Call Steve Krogamn. He is the official world champion of Tetris. He is 42. He used to play Tetris with me when I was a teenager. He can verify who I am. 863-491-4975. Me and him were old friends. I hung out at the arcade where he worked. I used to drive 45 miles to Grand Prix Race-O-Rama every day as a kid. It was a 24 hour arcade in Dania, Forida. This is where I met the world champion of Galaga, Steve Krogman. He got along with me fine. I never stalked anyone. You wanted to be mean to me when I did you no wrong.

I don't know what you're talking about and I don't care. Listen to what H64 and I told you.Totensiediefurfag 21:37, 1 July 2011 (UTC) Why sould I listen to you when you w=refuse to be nice about it?????????

You should listen to me because I know what I'm talking about, and because I'm telling you what you can do to NOT be banned. You should listen to H64 because he's a sysop, and will permaban you for screwing around. As for the "refusing to be nice", that's kind of the way things work here. This isn't Wikipedia, and we're not too forgiving of users who don't know what they're doing and mess up this site (Notice I said "we", not "I"; the sysops would be telling you the same thing as me, only in a more brusque manner). You might call us "assholes", and you wouldn't be far off. But that doesn't change the fact that ED is not your personal army. If you want to remain a registered user, I highly recommend you familiarize yourself with what ED is and how it works. And if you aren't prepared to deal with people taking this tone with you, then it would very much be in your best interest to leave the site. Totensiediefurfag 21:37, 1 July 2011 (UTC)

Google Steve Krogman Tetris. I used to hang out with him as a kid .He is the world champion of many video games including Tetris. Krogman never beat me at Tetris. One phone call will verify this. Me and him get along fine. You are the only one that I've had this problem with because you are unreasonable. You must like to piss people off

You are unreasonable just like the Bible says people would act like during the "last days" (2 Timothy chapter 3) There is no point trying to reason with you since you want to argue. Ill deal with you guys a different way.

By the way. I dont have a problem with telemarketers, Starbucks employees, or girl scouts. My problem is with Geramy Graham Smith because he is an a**hole and refuses to apologize to me for talking crap behind my back since he isnt man enough to say it to my face. Anyways I plan on attending some video game tornaments and anime conventions. If youre there Jeramy dont interfere with me. I plan on bringing a few friends who can win the tournaments on the games Im not good at.

Anyways, if you're reading this Jeramy. I have a few actor friends and I would help you set started in an acting career if you werent so mean to me. I could help you since I know a lot of people. I know we all need money. Stop being angry at me. I did nothing wrong other than maybe step on your toes. Because I wont back down and you know it. IS that why you hate me.

Jeramy smith

Jeramy smith Needs to be worked on here.

Don't make us ban you please.

From the looks of Recent Changes, it looks like you are attempting to write a new article on Jeramy smith. Please be advised that you should create this article in your userspace here and work on it before you contact an editor or a sysop to move it to mainspace. If you don't know what to do, here are some tips:

• Do not create your article in the main namespace. Work on it here.
• Read ED:LULZ, ED:101, and ED:RR.
• Make it long enough to be worth reading (Several paragraphs, at least).
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• Link to a few outside sources to help establish internets relevance.

H64 22:47, 2 July 2011 (UTC)