User talk:Anaximander

Welcome, Anaximander

This is serious. READ IT.

Before spunking-off all over the site look over ED:101...

If you don't your shit will be flushed and you open yourself up to being anally-violated by SheepBot's massive metallic penis.

We understand that a lot of you are busy or may be new to ED, so here's the fucking basics:

Read ED:101. Seriously. The information contained within is invaluable.
Sign your comments using four sperm-tails like this ~~~~ or people will cry.
To answer a message, reply on the user's talk page (Tab at the top that says 'discussion').
These are the sysops. If you have a problem, talk to them; they're kinda like priests only with MOAR child-abuse going on behind closed doors.
The TJC is the community portal. It's linked to from every page. Check it daily.
Special:Upload to maek pictars on teh webz.
Active editors and sysops can be found on ED IRC. This is the place to go for advice, collaboration, and n00dz swapping... but be sure to wax that crack first or forever be shunned, we like smooth scrotes around these here parts.
See ED:HELP and ED:POLICY for everything else... or not, shit is tl;dr

Mr Jonzz 12:06, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Hello Mr Jonzz Anaximander 12:08, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

y helo thar! - Mr Jonzz 12:32, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Trying to save a boring article, you? Anaximander 12:38, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Masturbating with barbed-wire. - Mr Jonzz 13:31, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Oh, I see you're straight-laced...I usually go for Razorwire. Anaximander 13:35, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

Too poor to buy razorwirez... saving cash for paracetamol and cough-medicine.

TixyLix™... It's a hell of a drug. - Mr Jonzz

15:53, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

So you must be a brit? HEY BUDDY I GOT AN IDEA IF YOU NEED MONEY JUST CLICK ALL MAH LINKS YOU CAN MAKE TWENTYTHOUSAND QUID A DAY! LAERN MAH TRICK THAT THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT!! Anaximander 15:57, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

I think I'll just stick to selling my n00ds on Craigslist; thanks for the offer though. - Mr Jonzz 16:36, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

ill give ya tree fiddy.... Anaximander 17:47, 12 May 2012 (EDT)