Jim Jordan

Jim Jordan, a former Assistant Coach for Ohio State University from 1984 to 1996 and a current representative for the Gerrymandered 4th district of the mutatated population of Western Ohio has decided to fight current allegations that he overlooked more than 1,000 cases of sexual abuse between students and athletes when he was a coach at OSU by saying. "Would you look at the time. The timing of this is a little too convienant."

	“	What happened to the days when you could slap someone across the face when they tried to play a game of grab ass? Oh yeah, we call that assault now. BEAM ME THE FUCK UP!!	„
	—Jim Trafficant

	“	Look, the timing makes you wonder. All I know is, it’s not true. ... It’s interesting that the timing is what it is, in light of things that are going on in Washington.”	„
	—Jim Jordan

Wrestling Career

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If there were three words that could ever spell gay in a sentence and convince you're mother to enough to start setting you up with bag boys she's met at the super market. they are Greco-Roman Wrestling.

Jim Jordan's high school and college wrestling career must have had no complaints of him rubbing a hard dick against his opponents ass when he was in the "Top" of the Par Terre position because he had a High School record, while at Graham High Scholl of 150-1 and was state champion 4 years in a row.

Jordan was a two-time NCAA Division I wrestling champion while at Wisconsin Madison and even made future 2 time Olympic gold medalist his bottom for the 1985 NCAA Wrestling championship.

Coaching Scandal

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So gay

Despite what libtards might want you to believe. Jim Jordan is not being accused of touching anyone.

As a Republican and a member of The House of Represenatives, he is being accused of not bugging, using eavesdropping devices and illegally observing his staff and athletes 24/7. Because of his unfortunate possesion of ethics or, rather him not being a ,voyeur, Jordan wasn't aware of possible sexual misconduct by the team's physician, Dr Richard Strauss during his tenure as Ohio State University's Assistant Wrestling Coach between the years of 1987 and 1995.

Former wrestlers are saying the Rep. Jim Jordan turned a blind eye to Dr Strauss being too "Touchy Feely" with them. They are claiming that a 200 to 300 pound, muscular, physically fit, well trained wrestler was terrified by a 150 pound, middle-aged doctor that would go down with single Bitch slap from one of them when he allegedly got over enthusiastic massaging their leg.

Even more interesting, none of the head coaches from Ohio State University, during the years of 1985 and 1997, are being named or accused in this facade.

We don't like to take sides here at ED but it sounds a little suspicious when the only one being accused holds a political position.

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