Michael Avenatti

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Michael Avenatti (a.k.a. The Creepy Porn Lawyer and CPL) is a homosexual captain save-a-hoe Libtard lawyer. He just made threats to shut down 4chan and got laughed off twitter after failing at suing president Trump and many more failures. Michael Avenatti got a blowjob from porn whore Stormy Daniels brother which led him to taking her case against Donald J. Trump. He is a bald faggot with AIDS and needs to be put down!

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