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Michael Avenatti
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Michael Avenatti (a.k.a. The Creepy Porn Lawyer and CPL) is a homosexual captain save-a-hoe Libtard lawyer. He was first known for getting himself in over 500k worth of debit he owed to the IRS and then came in public view even more when he got a blowjob from Stormy Daniels brother in exchange for him filing a scamming lawsuit against Donald J Trump while Stormy lied saying Donald raped her and paid her to shut up. Michael is well known in Fagafornia for going to gay bars and taking it up the ass in gay bar bathrooms from meth heads. We think all the butt fucking and HIV, AIDS and meth inserted into his gay asshole has damaged his sense of reality! He will never win at anything in life.
He just made threats to shut down 4chan and got laughed off twitter after failing at suing president Trump and many more failures. Michael Avenatti got a blowjob from porn whore Stormy Daniels brother which led him to taking her case against Donald J. Trump. He is a bald faggot with AIDS and needs to be put down!
He is 100% a libtard loser homosexual, gay loving, faghag, captain save a whore, feminist, Fagafornia scumbag, mental patient thats got less testosterone than Ellen Degeneres. He is not only a member he is the president! Michael keeps saying he wants to be president well the reality is the only thing he will ever be president of is the hair club for men. Michael has represented many faghag whores within the porn industry that give Michael hookups with gay male performers. Michael is a addict when it comes to gay porn star escorts and thats why you always see him on TV playing captain save a whore to some porn faghag hooker.
successful accomplishments as a lawyer
None we can find except getting AIDS in a gay bar!
Rise: Stormy Daniels arc
The ultimate white knight.
In the end, all Avenatti accomplished was making the President look badass for fucking a porn star.
Presidential Campaign
Kavanaugh Arc
Fake witnesses. The face of Here we see that Avenatti represents a parody of about all the relentlessness of Trump, with none of the class or virtue.
Tucker Carlson Arc
After Antifa threatening violence against Tucker Carlson, his wife and two children on their property. Avenatti had the brilliant idea to sue Tucker's kids for defending themselves from sexual, psychological and physical harassment from fat country club members with Ttrump-Derangement-Syndrome.
Fall: Karma
Avenatti acused of beating a woman. The Krassenstein Brothers tweet for people to wait for the facts and not assume that Avenatti is guilty, True or not, the allegation alone has destroyed his career. Losing his cases, having cripling debt of more than $200k in unpaid rent for his offices, $2.4mil in unpaid taxes, the $10mil he has been forced byt the courts to pay an ex-colleague as well as various other expenses plus having an ugly face means Avenetti is really in the bottom of a self-dug shithole.
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