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User:Psychotic Dictatorship/Sandbox
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| Islamic State: Team Khorasan | |
| Nationality: | Tajik 
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| Highscore | Killed 144, injured 360+ |
| Top 50? | 7th!!! |
| Style | FPS, Co-Op |
| An Hero? | No??? |
On March 22, 2024 (exactly 8 years after the Brussels Bombing and 7 years after the London sandnigger attack 2017), four of Allah's finest commandos of the Islamic State decided to recreate No Russian IRL. As the Russian bear is
The Backstory
We've all heard about the Islamic State and it's numerous children including the likes of ISIS and ISIL. While ISIS and ISIL are basically twins, another lesser-known bastard child who lives farther east in the Khorasan province, ISKP, was always jealous of his brothers' fame and glory in the eyes of Allah. When ISIS/ISIL finally got BTFO by the counter-terrorists in the late '10s, ISKP saw this as an opportunity to step up and seize the attention of the West as the preeminent LARPer of Islam. Thus, ISKP went from attacking random villages to conducting full-scale attacks that actually make it into the news, starting with kicking the Americans' asses out of Afghanistan. In fact, the terrorist attacks by the ISKP had become so severe that the Taliban had to help the US soldiers maintain security at the Kabul International Airport.
ISKP has previously done some terror attacks in Iran and Afghanistan earlier this year, racking up some decent kills.
- [1]
- [2]
- ISKP had conducted large-scale attacks even back in the mid-'10s.
- [3]
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- [5]
- ISIS Paris Attack 13-11
Remember, No Russian
They walked in, started shooting, yada yada.
- This attack was a "special military operation"
- [6]
The Russian police, who were at the time were too drunk on vodka to respond to the shooting, took about an hour to show up, but by that time the assailants had already GTFO.
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Gameplay Footage
Spectator Mode
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First-Person Mode
Something's Burning
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Propaganda
the attack into an action movie trailer |
Not Your Usual Shitskins
This Jihad attack is unique in a number of ways. First of all, the muzzies decided to make a break for it instead of taking the martyr's way out like their forefathers before them.
They also claimed that they were paid to do the shooting over Telegram.
Welcome to the Gulag
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Before Russia -
After Russia
(He was caught with a severe case of pink eye) -
The guy from above -
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Let The Finger-Pointing Commence!
"It Was ISIS"
"It Was THE WEST"
- US embassy warning
- US funded Islamic terrorism in the Cold War
- UKRAINE
- They were going to UKRAINE
- Tsar Putin
- [9]
"It Was RUSSIA"
"It Was SAM HYDE"
"IT WAS DA JOOS"
Gallery
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Leaked CCTV image -
We all know who was behind the attack... -
Graded Score
| Kill count: | 144/20 (Over 360 injuries!!!) |
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| Accuracy: | 10/20 Unsurprising. |
| Style: | 12/20 Nothing we haven't seen before. At least they recorded it. |
| Butthurt: | 20/20 The Kremlin pointed fingers at everybody except for the ones who actually admitted to doing it. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 For striking the heart of a country that is already suffering from war. |
Wanted Level:
Task Force 141
