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Talk:Anders Behring Breivik

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To do list

  • Add the article to the thread advisory button in the talk page or feature the article.

Done. Should be set to the frontpage. Snaige 23:45, 23 July 2011 (CEST)

  • Add more images.

Like those somewhere in the article:

  • More text
    • Especially that he played MW2
  • More links to his profiles and accounts

Jews did 7/22

Lololol. Love it. Can't believe someone already put that shit together. God bless ED! --Mr. Jones 23:01, 23 July 2011 (CEST)

Dox

Let's get some dox for this guy - Girlfriend/family's phone number etc. would be lulzy.... --Mr. Jones 23:04, 23 July 2011 (CEST)

w00t!?!

http://www.gulesider.no/person/resultat/Anders+Behring+Breivik http://www.1881.no/?Query=Anders%20Behring%20Breivik&qt=8

Anders Behring Breivik +47 900 87 334 +47 22 44 78 53 Hoffsveien 18 0275 Oslo

Sure looks like the right guy...Anyone wanna confirm?

--Mr. Jones 23:09, 23 July 2011 (CEST)

Ok, maybe this is because I'm Norwegian but these phonenumbers should probably be deleted since they won't connect to anyone other than - at best - his family who are also major victims here (all have gone into hiding), and also the numbers will at some point be recycled to another subscriber (although there is a holding time for the operator) It's a tiny country and people are kind of private so this would give ED some bad karma...

--Verdura 16:48, 28 July 2011 (CEST)

PLEASE we need a good editor to make a coherent style in this article

If not this is gonna get filled with 13-year-old boy unfunny shit.

The main points to introduce are:

Would love to take on that job. I agree - it's already getting really unfunny fast. Going to wait a few days thought, till more facts are out about the whole thing...--Mr. Jones 16:50, 24 July 2011 (CEST)

The head image is horrible and totally non-lulzy, please change it.--Polmas 20:13, 24 July 2011 (CEST)
What's with the infobox? Looks like Wikipedia shit, and the image in it is very unfunny. --zaiger (talk) 20:43, 24 July 2011 (CEST)
Change to what??? If it's not to your liking, I invite you to make one that's lulzy --Mr. Jones 04:40, 25 July 2011 (CEST)
You seem a bit overzealous. --zaiger (talk) 04:53, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Background sound

zaiger is a pretty cool fag.He somehow doesn't let you put audio in the background and doesn't afraid of anything--ThePooThatTookaPee 20:55, 24 July 2011 (CEST)

CDN

It seems, that the Article is unavailable to normal Visitors of ED due to Caching. I tried &action=purge but it didn't work. --Blob 04:10, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

The Article of the now didn't change either. Amy Winehouse is still cached. --Blob 04:23, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Yes it did. Clear your browser's cache. --zaiger (talk) 04:52, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

embedding disabled

You guys have to watch to make sure that the videos you add are embeddable. Please upload it somewhere else and re-add it.--zaiger (talk) 04:57, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

High score

He put America's high scores to shame...--— The preceding comment was added by brxbrx (talkcontribs) who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. 05:22, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Funny?

Help me out here. Is the "Sö Cash!" section funny? I don't get the humor... --Mr. Jones 14:14, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

You must be new here. JohnathanNiggers 17:15, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

I agree.The So Cash section is fucking lame.I propose we delete it(except the pic.lol.that's funny)--ThePooThatTookaPee 19:08, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Oh wait? 'So Cash' is meme?lol nevermind I= newfag--ThePooThatTookaPee 19:09, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Ok I get it now. It's cash and shit. But you suck at photoshop bro... --Mr. Jones 22:17, 25 July 2011 (CEST)
Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's not. In this case it's mediocre, and could stand some improvement.--— The preceding comment was added by brxbrx (talkcontribs) who is too much of a fucking retard to sign his or her own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE. 22:38, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

Introduction

Much better. Thanks to whoever rewrote it. --zaiger (talk) 23:18, 25 July 2011 (CEST)

You gotta see this

Found it on Liveleak, haven't found a youtube version but for the moment i've added it to the external links: [1] --Polmas 15:15, 26 July 2011 (CEST)

Call of duty 4 and World of Warcraft were banned in norway because of this

And nothing of value was lost... JohnathanNiggers 20:24, 30 July 2011 (CEST)

Cosplay

While I was trying to track calculations of Ю÷NaN lulz on Breivik, I stumbled on some informashawns showing the nature of the beast:
·When he was spreein, Breivik was all dressed up as a cop, carrying guns... in a country where cops do not carry guns. Nnnngg?
·Before he went spreein, Breivik posted pics of himself wearing weird makey-uppey uniforms that he designed himself (and tailored, and stitched, and sewed, hurrr). *Fashion Pix!*
·When he appears in court, he wants to wear a "uniform of some kind". (So, whatever, couture, new autumn ensemble, but: Do knights wear belt-buckles?)
·And then I see, in my favorite shitty UK newspaper, a July 31st story about the guy, there is the headline: "Breivik's lawyer says he's mad, but the execution of his plans shows a smooth and feline [A FUCKING FURRY] sanity".
This isn't about internet-WoWs, this is about kawaaiii, because this is the first ever combining of mass murder and cosplay. OH FUCK I DO NOT WANT "YIFF" OR "DESU" TO BE THE LAST WORD I EVER HEAR. --Sburke 15:39, 31 July 2011 (CEST)

72 virgins

Anyone think this picture is the truth about Breivik? It's fucking confusing. Blacky01 22:11, 1 August 2011 (UTC)Blacky01

Introduction

I don't agree with the drastic change you people made on the Introduction text--ThePooThatTookaPee 00:24, 4 August 2011 (UTC)

This article is perfect

I agree with that. --Sadmax 19:10, 17 November 2011 (CET)

Someone should find a better place to put this pic

That is all. JohnathanNiggers 18:27, 16 December 2011 (CET)

68 Campers megakill

The fact that he first played Modern Warfare for a year at his mom's basement, and then went out and killed 68 campers IRL is severely underplayed.

daddy issue?

[http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/20/norway-mass-murderer-anders-breivik-father-book I will not let my father see me unless he is not a filthy multicultural pig!!]
and if all else fail, write a book!