Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Programming language

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is the current revision of this page, as edited by imported>Uberfukken at 02:55, 12 March 2019. The present address (URL) is a permanent link to this version.
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
This article is ancient history. You can help by reliving the moment.


At least 100 years ago, some h4x0r named Alan Turing used his heavily-modded cassette recorder to prove that all possible ways of hacking halfway-worthwhile crap on a computer are actually the same. Since then, it has of course been critical for nerds to determine which one is teh best. Msdn also hosts many other programs used for hacking into people's private lives/LJs.

In all, programming language is the reason why some basement dweller in Connecticut can sneak onto your computer and steal the picure of you masturbating in your raccoon outfit and post it on 4chan therby destroying your life.

Programming language is part of a series on Programming.

[2 L337 4 MEEnter the Matrix]

ADA • Assembly • C • C++ • COBOL • Debug • DOS • Erlang • Error • Fdisk • Fortran • Integer • Java • LOLCode • Machine Code • Matlab • MIRC Script • MUMPS • Open Source • Perl • PHP • Programming language • Python • QBASIC • Ruby on Rails • Scratch • SSH • Visual Basic

Hacks

Firefox XPS IRC Attack • Safari XPS Attack • Sandworm

Programmers

Bill Gates • Linus Torvalds • Weev • Goatse Security • Terry Davis • Theo de Raadt

Other Topics

Operating system • Warez • Notepad • Is not a bug, it's a feature • Database Error

Programming language is part of a series on

Softwarez

Visit the Softwarez Portal for complete coverage.

Retrieved from "http://edramatica.com/index.php?title=Programming_language&oldid=47999"