Talk:Golden iPod

Do enough people kill themselves in a lulzy way for this to happen every year? lol! Equivamp^{talk(Troll me here)} 05:45, 10 September 2011 (CEST)

Mu

Well... Mu did not kill himself but... he deserves a Golden iPod for leaving the internet and going to mootxico. I think. ☭☭☭ 17:33, 15 December 2011 (CET)

2011

Have their been any contenders this year? I remember in 2009 when Bruce Pardo came out of nowhere with less than 5 days left in the race and dethroned Megan Meier at the buzzer by dressing up as Santa, going to his neighbors Christmas party and fucking the place up, starting with knocking on the door and shooting an 8 year old girl in the face when she opened it, then shooting a bunch more people, and finally torching the place down with a fucking flame thrower before killing himself.

The holidays do a lot to people emotionally so we could get a late entry at any time. --zaiger (talk) 17:59, 15 December 2011 (CET)

Nominees?

All I can think of is that helmet protester who died from not wearing a helmet. Or maybe that woman who killed her kids and herself after being denied welfare. Or that guy who shot his bosses while making small talk with his coworkers. Would Steve Jobs count considering he condemned himself to death with 'homeopathic' bullshit? He even admitted it. There's one of the guys that a vigilante shot in NYC about 25 years ago. (I think I need to be more vague)

... fuck it, we'll just see what happens in the next week. Psycho-dono 07:04, 25 December 2011 (CET)

2012

Any nominees I can add on there? Hitmonchan 14:06, 7 July 2012 (EDT)

Amanda Todd has my vote. --zaiger (talk) 23:37, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

^ --Andrés ^(talkplx) 15:31, 14 November 2012 (EST)

Were there even any other this year? --zaiger (talk) 18:41, 14 November 2012 (EST)

• doesn't much matter... amanda todd was the one people will remember best. -hipcrime 18:47, 14 November 2012 (EST)

• Amanda for sure. | FredJuicynips | Talk | Contribs | 18:50, 14 November 2012 (EST)

I made a template for this.

The font I used for it is called "Trebuchet MS," by the way.--CrackRabbit Talk to me contribs 17:35, 2 December 2012 (EST)

2013

We are only 12 days into 2013, and we have a contestant. When the Aaron Swartz article gets better, I will redirect it to there. --Hemlock 15:20, 14 January 2013 (EST)

• Aaron Swartz

• I nominate Arron Swartz.••General Niggerson 15:26, 14 January 2013 (EST)
  • Still too early in the year. --Hemlock 22:47, 19 January 2013 (EST)
• I vote for Aaron Swartz. Farewell from the world of tomorrow! 20:55, 12 February 2013 (EST)
  • It's only the second month and we only have one person competing, please answer back when it is near the end of 2013. --Hemlock 17:02, 13 February 2013 (EST)

• Chris Dorner

• I nominate Chris Dorner. Even though he only managed to kill four people (2 cops, 1 cop's daughter, and another cop in the cabin), the way he made the entire state of California panic over it was hilarious. -Gray 19:42, 19 February 2013 (EST)
  • I think Chris Dorner might win this easily. --Hemlock 21:03, 22 February 2013 (EST)
    • Only thing is, Chris Dorner was burned to death by the FBI. He could still count as an an-hero. Farewell from the world of tomorrow! 17:26, 26 February 2013 (EST)
      • They found his body with a bullet hole in his head. It's very likely that he shot himself then burned. -Gray 18:11, 26 February 2013 (EST)
• Ariel Castro, but he may not be that lulzy. -YellowZombieHater 05:11, 4 September 2013 (EDT)

• So who wins? The nigger or the kike? I thing Black terminator was more lulzy even though it isn't 100% an hero since they burnt the house down with him in it, didn't they? He didn't exactly kill himself. oddguy 12:37, 1 February 2014 (EST)

Definitely Dorner, if he qualifies. He was shot before he was burned. Otherwise, the filthy Jew, I guess.   VX BREATHE DEEP   15:52, 1 February 2014 (EST)

• Well, he could have left the house when it started burning but he chose to die inside rather than let the cops get him... That is sort on an hero. oddguy 16:28, 1 February 2014 (EST)

It was a confirmed suicide, so my vote goes to black Jesus. ♥♥♥ 10:56, 2 February 2014 (EST)

Dorner for sure.--Talk to me|Contribs 18:42, 2 February 2014 (EST)

• Cool, then everyone agrees. I'll edit it in a bit later. oddguy 11:34, 2 February 2014 (EST)

2014

• Kid kills himself over video of himself fapping being posted online. oddguy 18:29, 20 July 2014 (EDT)
• Elliot Rodger and Robin Williams nominated. oddguy 11:58, 15 August 2014 (EDT)

My vote for Robin Williams.--Talk to me|Contribs 12:02, 31 December 2014 (EST)

• Same oddguy 12:28, 31 December 2014 (EST)

Have to give my vote to Elliot for going on a blue balls fueled killing spree before offing himself. Talk | Contribs 12:53, 31 December 2014 (EST)

Winnar of the 2014 Golden iPod!

Oops I forgot is not official yet, still, I left you the image, sorry.--Sveracrux 17:01, 26 January 2015 (EST)

Yesh, he already won. Props for the slick engraving skillz, Svera! Vermin   17:53, 26 January 2015 (EST)

2022 nominee Gregory Pardun (and his son Benjamin Pardun) discussion

i wanted to open this section cause i wanted to talk you about something ironic, and also something i found connection over, and also because of the absence of an article over the Pardun family annihilation.

Isn't it ironic that Benjamin Pardun posted about Mitchell Henderson 2 months away before his dad would take away his life and then do the exact thing Mitchell did? Don't believe me? https://twitter.com/gary_p21115/status/1449959744454660099?s=20&t=ZINtS-2ocvN95MbGJprWlg

That's not it thought, while looking through his last tweets (i'm a frequent researcher of the case cause this guy was my childhood friend so thats why i care so much) a Randy Robert Stair meme? and his very last tweet, mere hours before his death, a scene from ATHF mentioning suicide?

Perhaps Gary was one of us! Besides, he did have alot of dark humour and was sometimes presented on certain articles here. Miss this little faggot so much lmao.

That's the end of my aspie confession about this, tell me what do you think about this.

--Salvie (talk) 13:15, 7 June 2022 (EDT)Salvie