Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover

	“	YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM. YOU SEE CRAB NICHOLSON. HE HAS NO MITTENS. HIS CLAWS ARE MENACING. EXITS ARE BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM, AND CRAB NICHOLSON’S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS.	„
	—Anonymous

CRAB NICHOLSON:EXTREME SLEEPOVER is a fictional video game for DS that was first heard of in /v/ around the summer of 2008.

It all started with a picture of Jack Nicholson's head Photoshopped onto the body of a crab. Shortly after being posted, many /v/irgins decided to post possible dialogue for the game. The pic apparently originates from a Mad Magazine, which I seem to have fucking lost.

The game's plot

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Crab Nicholson goes 2.0

The game focuses on a person, who comes home after having a hard day of work. You can explore the bedroom. Just when you are going to sleep, Crab Nicholson pops up saying “ARE YOU READY FOR THAT SLEEPOVER NIGGER? FUCK YEAH YOU ARE!” He drags you away to his house, where you can enter his ultimate lair of awesomeness, and explore parts of his house. The rest of the game is still under development.

The Game

Theme song

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Actual in-game screenshot

Typical game dialogue

	“	YOU ARE IN THE BEDROOM. YOU SEE CRAB NICHOLSON. HE HAS NO MITTENS. HIS CLAWS ARE MENACING. EXITS ARE BATHROOM, KITCHEN, LIVING ROOM, AND CRAB NICHOLSON'S ULTIMATE LAIR OF AWESOMENESS.	„

	“	GO TO BATHROOM. USE SINK. TAKE GLASS. USE GLASS WITH SINK. TAKE GLASS W/ WATER. TAKE TOOTHBRUSH. TAKE TOOTHPASTE. GO TO KITCHEN. OPEN BOX TAKE SANDWICH USE TOOTHPASTE WITH SANDWICH. TAKE TOOTHPASTE SANDWICH.	„

	“	CRAB NICHOLSON SLICES YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF NOW YOU CANNOT MASTURBATE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT?	„

	“	PICKPOCKET: CRAB NICHOLSON YOU FOUND CRABMEAT YOU FOUND JACK DANIELS YOU FOUND SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S CELL PHONE NUMBER	„

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Development

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coming to a store near you.

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FUCK YEAH

The game became quickly popular on 4chan and soon, some teams actually started developing the game for PC but found better things to do. The original command lines from the team can be found here.