Scilon Basestar

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A Scilon Basestar is where various models of Scilon are manufactured, regenerated when under a billion year SeaOrg contract, and convert normal humans into robotic manure spreaders. There are many Scilon Basestars worldwide, with the most infamous being the Celebrity Centers and Gold Base, the home of Scientology operations. Some Basestars cost millions of dollars and generate millions more in revenue from devout followers while others are found at the intersection of Fail Road and Crack Alley.



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LOL TECH:

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SCILONS:

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NOTORIOUS SPs:

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ENTURBULULZ:

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