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LifeInATent

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(This page is under construction. Do not delete this note until this page has potential amount of information. Any user can edit this page if they please.) The Creator of this Page: --Moodswinger 04:21, 17 June 2011 (UTC)

Behind it all

Brian Martin/ LifeInATent/ LIAT/ MartekTheSuperHero, is a highly controversial person known for scamming, cheating, lying, stealing, YouTube whoring and empty threats generator; also known as the longest running new fag on the internet is a Youtube celebrity/partner of sorts but his trolling or douche beggary is what makes him famous. Before this happened ericDouglace gave him his first push or should I say all of his viewers. After his so called war with Bieber Boy his conflicts would grow with fights with “the famed” BLACKbusterCritic[1] and it would only escalate from there until He declared war on Boxxy herself claiming to have a partnership with CopperCab on her ANewHopeee Youtube Account. This event would lead to a mini war with 4chan users that lead to the uncovering of threats and the ass hole that was LifeInATent was exposed. Since then Youtube has had all of his channels taken down for due to multiple or severe violations of Youtubes Community Guidelines the most recent being LiveInATent, taken down by Youtube in less than 24 hours.

Brian Martin wonders everyday why he can't please the little girls he goes after and its not just because he doesn't have a chocolate dick that ejaculates money. Brian's dick is so small you need a microscope just to see it and then when u finally find the tiny little thing the microscope shatters and explodes at first glance mainly due to all the bull shark testosterone he injects into himself. And don't forget to mention all the butt sex Kevin Martin his brother and gay incest lover gives hm every night in their backyard in a tent. So yes people Brian Martin does have a dick but its impossible to see because its so tiny and disgusting.


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As MolestoTheSup....ehrm, I mean, MartekTheSuperHero

Brian Martin started out YouTube as MartekTheSuperHero. Originally, his idea was to be called MolestoTheSuperHero, but later changed it to "Martek" so people don't suspect him as a sex offender. This later gave clues of his suspected pedophilia by hitting on underage girls.

The channel was filled with videos that were a trailer for a terribly made “Flying Camper “ trailers for a video game or movie with the main character being Martek the Super Hero shaped after the Wile Wonka fag himself. (None of the videos survived as far as we know)

As LifeInATent

Brian Martin had an account lying around with his thousands of other sock accounts while Martek still existed called LifeInATent.

Pimping His Girlfriend For Views on Youtube Now

He use to be a Youtube whore but now he has something else to do his whoring for him! Since he is also skilled at the fine art of pimping, LIAT now has his girlfriend (I mean hoe) , Chrissie Barmore, to make videos for him on Youtube with the Meganleeheart channel. The reason he's doing this is because if he posts another video where he exclusively shows his fugly mug on camera on Jewtube, he'll get another Thumbs Up For Epic Termination right at the spot by the watchful eyes of Jewtube's staff!

His pimping has so far been pretty successful because the Meganleeheart channel has over 1000 (maybe one day it might get over 9000 subscribers if his pimping continues to be as successful in the future) subscribers despite the fact the channel has only been on Youtube since May 18 ,2011. Now LIAT, the pimp (former Youtube whore), has the courage to sometimes show his face on Meganleeheart's videos.

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