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Body dysmorphic disorder

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How the fuck can I lift weights?! I have no hands!!
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Competition bodybuilding is done by lifting lots of weights to maximize muscle mass whereas Olympic <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lusers" class="mw-redirect" title="Lusers">weightliftas</a> workout to make themselves stronger. Bodybuilders are very sexy, if you find <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Fugly" class="mw-redirect" title="Fugly">fugly</a> veins, tiny <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Penis" class="mw-redirect" title="Penis">penises</a>, and outrageous vanity to be a turn on. <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Stupid" title="Stupid">Stupid</a> to start with, bodybuilders add to their natural <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Retard" title="Retard">retardation</a> by taking steroids, <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Diabeetus" title="Diabeetus">insulin</a>, human growth hormone, diuretics, and synthol though they will vehemently deny it. Yeah, it's all <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cum" title="Cum">protein shakes</a>, <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Cum" title="Cum">egg white</a> omelets and <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_nobody_cares_about" title="Shit nobody cares about">creatine</a>.

To <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll" title="Troll">troll</a> a bodybuilder, tell him his triceps look small. This will send him into a blinding rage. He will try to throw you hella far but will only destroy his monitor before he realizes he can't squish someone in an <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet" class="mw-redirect" title="Internet">internet</a> conversation. Then he will go to the gym to sulk and pump up his triceps. Another sure fire way to <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Troll" title="Troll">troll</a> a <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Guido" title="Guido">bodybuilder</a> is to ask how many cock pushups <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/You" title="You">he</a>/<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tranny" class="mw-redirect" title="Tranny">she</a>/<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Lol_wut" class="mw-redirect" title="Lol wut">it</a> can do. Since their cocks have been inverted do to massive weightlifting they can do a whole <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Divide_by_zero" title="Divide by zero">0</a>

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Arnold_Schwarzenegger" title="Arnold Schwarzenegger">Female bodybuilders</a> are identical to male bodybuilders except they have to wear bikini tops over the misshapen chest area where their breasts used to be.

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The History of Bodybuilding

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The very first winner of the Arnold Schwarzenegger Classic

Bodybuilding began <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/At_least_100_years_ago" title="At least 100 years ago">at least 100 years ago</a> when Jesus advised the <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jew" title="Jew">Jews</a> that they should maintain physical strength and fitness in order to properly complete manual activities, such as building concentration camps.

It fell into disfavor when people discovered guns but became popular again when <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Arnold_Schwarzenegger" title="Arnold Schwarzenegger">Arnold Schwarzenegger</a> proved that determination, hard work, and six-pack glutes can make a person rich and famous despite stupidity and the inability to speak English.

NEWS FLASH!!! BODYBUILDING IS SATANIC!!!

<a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20090520152517/http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RHovNgHCFtE" class="external free" title="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RHovNgHCFtE" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RHovNgHCFtE</a> [and this video isnt even sarcastic]

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Web Chat About Bodybuilders

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