Amiga

A great system for retro-freaks.
A powerfull multimedia machine for music and video.
The OS of choice for creative thinking.
The greatest computer EVAR.
The faithful companion of Basement Dwellers when they were growing up in the 1980s.

There are three primary sources for familiarity with Amiga: Faint childhood memories, mistaking it for Iomega, and the furry webcomic Sabrina Online. Actual ownership of an Amiga is not listed 'cos to be a primary source more than a dozen people would have to admit to owning one.

Amiga Trivia

It was recently revealed that Encyclopedia Dramatica is hosted on an Amiga box.

*Amiga is the antonym of Atari ST

Ghostlight owns two Amigas.
Divx-Mongool owns three Amigas.
Tfo's first computer was an Amiga 500.
ED and The Pirate Bay [1] use a shitty guru meditation error copied straight from workbench 1.1. Lame.
Amigas have the memory capacity of a calculator, yet still run as fast as any modern computer.
Sid Meier's Pirates! was much better on the Amiga. As does alot of other "dos" games.
"Amiga" is Spanish for ~~"girlfriend". The "Three Amigos" was in fact about a gay love triangle.~~ "female friend", not to be confused with "Novia" which actually means "girlfriend".
the Amiga can display 4096 colors but only about 3 can be on the screen at a given time.
Anyone who uses an Amiga nowadays is an Amiga fanboy who payed at least $100 too much on ebay for a shitty box made before they were born.

Online emulated AmigaOS

Atari ST

An Amiga clone with a lysergic green desktop which was made by gay amemricunts (the americunts that made Amiga were straight) Atari and thus it failed. And caused the great video game crash (that only affected americunts). Also fuck sigle sided floppies :D .