Khloe Kardashian

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true whore, real liar and epic fail

Khloe Kardashian is a 20 something whore in the making even though she can work as a whore she's soo stupid that she married a black person guy with a massive dick, only the realise that whores can't get married, yet she still is a whore in the making since if Lemar ever stretched out her anus to much she must wear a adult Diaper when she goes out. Many people think that Khloe can't have children because she is transgendered, this is not true she can not have children because her vagina was stretched out soo much that that it's basically unable to bear children. If you ever see a Peta 'I'd rather go naked then wear furr' campain with Khloe Kardashian be sure you spray paint FAKE on the poster since it is a complete lie. Also if you are a celebrity pimp looking for a whore she is available as soon as she divorces Lemar. Many people love her main people hate her but if you are a guy and aroused by her looks then you are gay, if you are a women and aroused by her looks you are a lesbain. It is uncertain gender you must be to love her and be straight. Many people think Khloe is the child porn star between her sisters this is not true, the soo called person is Kourtney. Khloe kardaahian, is working to oneday have a sex change and plastic subset because everyone in the wold slams here because she's the biggest whore with. A not soo private life since ed is now committed to exploding everypart of her life lol

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Kourtney

Kourtney is Khloe's oldest sister who acts younger then her because she was a child pornstar. She will not got her own page because she is the complete opsite of Khloe, except she's also a whore. Unlike her younger sisters, Kourtney can't fit a black dick into any of her wholes, hence why she's the only one dating a white man. It has been stated that her boyfriend, Scott, has a dick so small it requires a mircoscope to see. No human being or doctor knows how Kourtneys only child was produced, so doctors say the child was adopted and the Kardashian paid out millions to fake the birth of the child completely. At a young age Kourtney did child porno for her then boyfriend. Several nude shots, one of she getting banged by some random guy. These images where almost leaked as "Kardashian Nude shots" but her mother, Kris Jenner, called the police 15 or so years after these pics where takin, and 10 years after they went missing. Smooth move Kris, can't wait to see what the police do as soon as they see this page. It is expected that in 15 years time Kourtney's own baby, Manson Kardashian, will be a gay porn star. Kourtney is planning on coming out as a Lesbain in the next season of Keeping up with the Kardashians, also Kris Jenner forcefully gave Kourt an home abortion after she got pregnant with another one of Scotts baby. Scott walked out as soon as he found out Kourt was Preggers again but rushed back in when she told him she was a lesbain. Scott hoped to be fuck kourt while she was fucking another chick but this soon fell apart after she ripped his balls off and feed them to her step-father's dog.

Acting

Unlike her sisters, Khloe can really act. Unlike her sisters, strangers don't know she's a Kardashian because she looks so different from the rest of her biological family. There's no point of pointing out her acting fail or her success because you can find the list on wikipedia. Her most recent appearance on Tv besides on E! was on 90210, unfortunately she did fuck a cast member, nor did she drug any of them in the episode. Police are still looking on the set of the show to find anything against Khloe, so far they found some Coke this was later traced back to Kim and then Dropped. They though they may have found Scott Disick blood, this later was found to be fake blood, they found a half eaten pizza, with some DNa connecting it to Khloe, but it didn't show she murdered anyone nor drugged anyone just that she's one massive PIG. California has passed a law to ban her from acting, this law was thanks to her backstabbing mother (Kris Jenner). Khloe was so unhappy about this she went in to a massive rage and destroyed her mother's house, after doing this her mother and stepfather had to go live on the streets and her step-sisters moved in with her.

Conversations

It has been istablished that Khloe can't go through a serious conversation with out making a sexually reference. Due to her ill mouthed language, E! make millions on both her TV shows. E! was in talks with Khloe for her own show called "Lets talk Sex, At 7 in the morning, with Khloe Kardashian", this soon fell apart after her husband was uncomfortable about the idea. Later on she got her own spin-off called Khloe&Lamar. The show was a bigger success due to Khloe's Big Bag MOUTH. Kim and Kourtney where so Jealous they started to swear and talk about sex a lot so that people would like them more then Khloe, this was a major fail! Kim lost endorsement deals. Kourtney lost her child to social services, followed by her life and then Scott wanted her more again. Then they released they weren't being recorded for the show and where wondering how they lost, only to realise that Kris was spreading gossip for some extra money.

Haters make her even more popular

Recently Khloe has stated that haters make her popular and thanks everyone that hates her since if it was for haters she wouldn't be famous. She wishes to gain even more haters and losers to hate on her because she wants people to hate her since he fame comes from people hating her and calling her a transgender whore. Her own mum hates her so much that she banned Khloe from comming to get the Key of the city on 90210 day, so instead she fucked off to Turkey with her husband and fuck a bunch of turkish losers.

Sex toys

Due to her husband either not being Satisfing enought and being away all the time, Khloe has a room for sex toys and sex parties with other men in her husband's house. Lemar failed to see that the room next his that Khloe calls "The Panic Room" is filled with sex toys and equipment, a camera and lighting also lets not forget the sound-proof walls so when she goes out for the glass of milk in the middle of the night she can get some black guy to plessure her fully. There is a plan for a complete range of Sex toys designed and developed by Khloe in the works, the range will include a camera (£25000) everytime you film using this camera it will replace your head and anyone else caught on the camera with Khloe's own head, it also has motion detection and speakers, so everytime you fuck your parnter and say something on the video it will be replace with sayings used by Khloe. The speech replacement will include the following sayings: "OMG we need to sow up your Vagina", "I think I'm Pregnant", "let's play while mummy goes into the other room and plays with some Vibrators" and of course we can't forget "What the FUCK are you doing? no seriously tell me know". Even thou none of them are sexy nor is her face this camera is a must have for kinky losers.

Sex Tape

This was a complete fail. It was meant to be sex tape, follow her older sisters foot steps into adult porn, then it was meant to be an erotic movie, then it was meant to be a cute erotic movie, finally this bitch gave up and it was turned into a joke by the men banging her sisters and her brother. It also excepted to be released uncensored on Keeping with the Kardashians Season 4 boxset, this was later scrapted because Khloe's brother got aroused by the tape, so if your gay, you gotta a chance with Rob Kardashian.

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