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Cyberbu//y
Cyberbu//y (also known as The most powerful movie event of the summer and White Whine: The Movie) is an ABC made-for-tv movie about how to have fun on the internet. The film is about some dumb whore that gets butthurt because someone called her gay in a chat room. She proceeds to cry and make a big fucking deal about it like a typical attention seeking slut. Nobody cares about her delicate feelings and we all learn an important lesson that cyberbullying is actually pretty funny.
Plot
Taylor Hillridge had everything. She was just your typical rich white female. She made fun of the unpopular, constantly discussed shoes with her friends, and played up the attractive boy in her class. Then everything changed when someone hacked her MySpace Cliquester and called her a pregnant prostitute. Taylor, not being a pregnant prostitute in real life, was hit hard by this. How was she going to convince everyone IRL that she wasn't a pregnant prostitute? Not knowing where to go, she posts on Facebook Cliquester book that she is not a pregnant prostitute, but nobody believes her, not even the totally hot Scott Ozsik, whom she had offered her ass to earlier. Being abandoned by her friends and having people drive by in their convertibles and calling her pregnant prostitute. Unable to cope with this unbearable torment, she posts an overdramatic video on YouTube Cliquester where she insist that she isn't a pregnant prostitute and announces her suicide. One of friends runs to her rescue, and despite being about 15 minutes reaching Taylor's house, she finds that Taylor isn't in any mediate danger of dying, as she is too dumb to open a pill bottle without help. And so Taylor gets thrown in therapy, and her mother abuses her story to ban free speech on the Internet forever. And everyone is unhappy. The end.
Characters
- Taylor: The white heroine who lives comfortably with her family in her home the suburbs. Spends the first part of the movie acting like massive cunt to anyone on her school, who isn't in her close circle of friends or isn't an attractive boy. After she is subjected to BAD WORDS on the Internet of all places, she gets busy with angsting and crying. Tries killing herself by GRABIN' PEELZ, but fails horribly she lacks the intelligence to bypass a child proof cap. Safe to say: Bitch had it coming.
- Lindsay: A closet lesbian with a massive crush on Taylor and the true tragic hero of the story. Afraid that her conservative parents and her conformist friends finds out about her true sexuality, she spends every waken moment insulting Taylor to keep the gay thoughts away.
- Eric: Taylor's brother, and a true humanitarian. Tried of living under the same roof as his stupid cow of a sister, he decide to get rid of the bitch, before she can successfully reproduce and thus blight the world with an army of tard-babies. He decides that the best course of action is driving her to suicide, and hacks her profile, which sets the whole chain of events that is the movie's stupid excuse for a plot in motion. Unfortunately he manages to grossly overestimate his sister's intelligence, and his plan ultimately falls flat because of a child proof cap.
- Samantha: Taylor's "friend" and Eric's co-conspirator. Getting cold feet, she betrays Eric in the 11th hour.
- Caleb: A gay Arab who offers Taylor his sympathy, even after the whole school has turn their back on her. Showing what a good, grateful, and kindhearted person she is, Taylor rejects him, because the pain of being a straight, attractive, white female subjected to false accusations is totally much more unbearable, than being a sand nigger faggot subjected to insults based in fact.
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Disclaimer
All jokes aside, Cyberbullying is a serious crime that you could go to prison and get raped for. If you wouldn't say it irl, don't say it online. Delete cyberbullying. Click here to learn more.DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
See Also
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