Combat Arms

Combat-Arms is a crappy, low res, FPS game for the PC console. Combat Arms is made by the jews, Nexon, the developers of the awesome game Maplestory. Combat Arms mostly consists of throwing your money into a endless hole for Nexon for completely useless virtual shit like a noob-tube or a minigun. If you don't pay any money, you can be guaranteed to be buttfucked. Other then that, on the technically side of Combat Arms, it is something that would work on the Wii, it's grahpics are nowhere comparable to decent games like Call of Duty or Battlefield. CA is known for it's hackers, as there are over 9000 hacking clients for the game, from nude textures to aimbots.

CA boasts they have the biggest armory in any FPS game when all their guns are rextextured low poly shit.

EXAMPLE:

Ak-74

AK-74u

AK-74u GOLD

AK-74u CAMO

AK-74u CAMO

AK-74M

AK-74M GOLD

AK-74M BLACK

AK-74M CAMO

Even worse is the idea of a Elite Moderator, someone who can kick anyone from their room (only for 7 days, then you have to RE-FUCKING-PURCHASE). Most EMs are butthurt 12 year olds who have no skills whatsoever.

"Play4Free" "Pay4fun"

Gameplay

Only way to win: Buy more NX.

What you can except from Combat Arms-

-Shooting a RPG 60 times at a wall and not even scratching it

-Same Sounds for all SMGs, Some sound for all Assault rifles, etc.

-The game is filled up to the ass with hackers

-You get kicked within the first 5 minutes of the game

-You get kicked for getting 2 headshots in a row and some fag screams: "AIMBOT"

-You get kicked by the Elite Moderator(Some White kid who payed for a MOD position in his room for 7 days) because you are better then him

-You get killed by some hacker with a knife on the other side of the map

-You have to pay to do ANYTHING in the game

-A fucking endless hole to throw your money into

-You have to buy NX either by begging your mom for her credit card, steal cash out of her purse to - get a NX giftcard at a convience store, or fill dipshit endless surveys for NX.

-Going to the Gun Emporium to make a water gun(TRUE)

-Get reported to NEXON for getting ultra kills (4 kills quickly in a row)

-Dying from falling in water

-Getting killed by a guy flying in mid-air

-Getting shitted on by Nexon

-Getting prefired when you turn corners by chammers

-Get accused of hacking

-Get accused of Aimbotting

-Get accused of Chamming

-Marveling at the shitting 16 bit textures

-Only 6 FKING player models to chose from (no customizing >:O)

-^You can ALWAYS pay for more models of big boob whores.

-HORRIBLE voice acting, as if it was by some half dead mexian drug dealer.

Typical Hacking/Butthurt kicking

Clans

Most Clans in the top 100 of Combat Arms are made up of hackers and nolifes. During a clan match, a elite moderator will probably kick everyone not on his team for victory. During a clan match, both clans will ALWAYS accuse each other of hacking.

See also

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