Cracky-chan

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Cracky-chan is the name given by 4chan to pictures of an English schoolgirl named Olivia Fields posted by legendary Stalker Warchief Rend Niggerhand. Primarily taken from her Live Journal account ScareCrowMaiden, the pictures displayed an unusual depth of aesthetics for a teenager, and were promptly declared both cute and sweet by Anonymous.

As Anonymous collectively felt the blossoming of his first love he proceeded to enact a rite that would later come to define every relationship he would have: he obsessively wrote graphic accounts of her rape while actively stalking (GOOGLE LULZ) her.

Fearing for her life Cracky QUIT THE INTERNET and went into deep hiding as a dedicated cadre of neckbeards and pedophiles entitled the circlejerk girded their loins, cracked their Mountain Dews, and began to fap furiously to the thought of actually finding her. Cracky-chan is very important in the history of Trolltalk (often known as 20721), although Trolltalk is not important in the history of anything.

STATUS UPDATE: Found and in infrequent contact with the circlejerk. Cracky now lurks 4chan's /tg/ /a/ and /y/ boards and can be found on the World of Warcraft server Aggramar. Her current dead journal contains an entry where she remarks on her recent fail submission to Suicide Girls<3

Very very old copypasta

STATUS UPDATE UPDATE: Cracky-Chan has tried to an hero and will be dead in two days. Goodnight Sweet Princess.

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What'd she do, slam her face into a counter?
Cracky macros like this are used to show distaste on /b/
Photoshopped images of popular memes are the reason most basement dwellers subscribe to the internets.
The lulz alive!
Every btard's favorite pastime
The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 1
The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 2
The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 3
The 420chan thread where Cracky confronts her stalkers :Part 4
A new picture enters the fray. When will it ever end?
Lol. Easyjet! And I thought she was rich...
Hair made from coral
God damn you 34
don't trust this article
Fauxy
Faux again.

Her fake cries of "leave me alone": Truefacts Edition

Back in 2005, Shii went around tracking the IP that originally posted as Cracky.

Despite revealing the whole /b/ drama as fake, it didn't deter the real Cracky from posting more pictures of herself on 420chan.

After falling for this shit five or six times, Cracky finally took drastic measures.

Just to make sure she wasn't misunderstood, two full years later, Cracky camwhored on a failsite for her two remaining stalkers.

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Also Don't Become a Crackyfag The Last Crackyfag

Crackyfaggotry is a disease once thought eradicated by modern science, but ~~breeds in small corners of the internet~~ there is one turd that refuses to flush.

The Last Crackyfag symptoms include:

Endlessly samefagging up two dead image boards
Evangelical faggotry about an ugly camwhore long since ignored and forgotten ~~More like "Cracky is mai waifu" amirite?~~
~~Confusion about the word "romantic" when they blatantly mean "pedophilic"~~ Confusion and fear over anything at all being posted by anyone else. Also, a pedophile
Typing HUGE, all-text tl;drs about himself, that he then replies to in kind, all day, every day
Being a 14 year old girl, despite being male and at least ~~twice~~ three times that age
Cutting
BAWWWW