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Paul Reubens
Paul Reubens is an unfunny retard pedophile who somehow managed to get famous. His main character is a faggot of epic proportions, Pee Wee Herman. After failing it while trying to get on Saturday Night Live, he successfully landed a contract with HBO. This was the beginning of the shitstorm of stupid that was to follow, and unfortunately still continues to this day.
The Pee Wee Herman Show
This show basically consisted of Pee Wee standing on stage and pulling shit out of a paper bag. Can you say "ghey"? Of course you can.
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Teh Best movie Evar. Some movie execs at Warner Brothers Studios were smoking crack one day, and decided to let Paul Reubens make his very own movie. The touching story of a fruity, albino, Malcolm X-dressing motherfucker who has lost his bike and spends the rest of the movie searching for it. It also gave Tim Burton a job, which he did for the lulz.
The only scene that matters.
Big Top Pee Wee
Paul Reubens got to make another movie which involved a circus. Nobody really cared enough to remember anything more about it. Except for Chris CrockerLEAVE PEE WEE ALONE!
Pee Wee's Playhouse
The ramblings of Pee Wee Herman on peyote set to television, Pee-Wee's Playhouse is was an obnoxious show that steadily lowered viewers' I.Q.s by the minute. Talking chairs, wish-granting genies, and a friendly mail-woman. And a robot too. After being completely forgotten since Last Thursday, it came back on Adult Swim. The only person who watched was you.
Pee Wee's Real Life Adventures
- 7/26/91 - Paul Reubens is arrested in Sarasota, Florida for fapping in an adult theater and instantly reduces himself to one-liner meme status. Much lulz ensues.
- 11/15/02 - Pee Pee Herman turns himself in to Los Angeles police in November 2002 after being charged with misdemeanor possession of kiddie porn.