Davkal

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Davkal was originally a real editor who was banned from Wikipedia for destroying ScienceApologist's illogical arguments and resisting his scientistic fundamentalism at every turn. Following this ban, Davkal became a device used by Science Apologist on Wikipedia to make sure that "Pro-paranormal matters" and "UFO Shit" does not get placed on Wikipedia at all. Science Apologist is a avowed "Skeptic" who will flat out ridicule people who have seen strange things, experienced strange things like that funny feeling you get when you masturbate to teletubbies. When anything that disagrees with Science Apologist lands on Wikipedia, he finds out who placed "that bullshit" on any paranormal article, especially a UFO article, then "Davkal" appears on the article talk page, your talk page, once even on the Wikipedia:AN talk page, but don't try to find the device there at all, since Science Apologist has friends who are Admins on Wikipedia.

How Davkal works: An article from a pro-paranormal website lands on Wikipedia stating that "UFOs are real and the US Govt. is full of shit", the website is given as evidence. Suddenly a Davkal is on your userpage stating that you are his/her "Sockpuppet", but before you can even chase this thing off, a template appears on your talkpage, your userpage on Wikipedia claiming that YOU are a sockpuppet of "Davkal". You even go to the "WP:AN" page to try to straighten out that shit, only that you end up permabanned on Wikipedia AS being a sockpuppet, and so to keep your damn ass shut, to keep you from clearing yourself, your talk page gets "locked out" from being accessed by Science Apologist and/or any of his buddies, and all of your contributions are reverted", i.e., they are removed, including any and all evidence that disagree with Science Apologist and any other "Skeptics" on Wikipedia. The time interval from Davkal appearing on your page, other talk pages and that of Science Apologist is at or around 2-4 seconds.

Davkal places things on those talk pages, your talk page such as "This is me.", "That is me as well.", and once on a WP:AN page when someone tried to help the guy, "Please don't block ___________. He/she is me too." It does not matter about the attacked User's IP as well, Davkal appears to be in the UK while the person who has been attacked is from the USA, Australia, Europe, the IP gets permabanned as well.

• You place a contributation that states to the effect that UFOs are for real and the US govt. is full of shit, place your source(s) as well.
• Davkal appears on the talk page (1/2 the time), your talk page if you challenge the device, thinking it is another user on Wikipedia.
• Suddenly, a Wikipedia Template appears, calling you a sockpuppet, and the same appears on your talk page.
• Some will not, some will go to the WP:AN talk page to complain about the accusation. Davkal shows up there saying the attacked user supports them and says on here as well crap like this,"__________ is me too." Don't try to find anything there, Science Apologist's buddies removes all evidence.
• Suddenly you get blocked, and permabanned for being Davkal's sockpuppet. You try to explain yourself that you are NOT this Davkal, then you find your talk page blocked, which is Wikipedia's way of sayingGet Your Fucking Ass Off of Wikipedia and keep it out.

Time from article to being placed, having your ass tossed: 2-4 seconds.

You could see this shit yourself on the included source.

The lesson is real simple: If you place anything on Wikipedia that is pro-paranormal, this "skeptic will have your contribution(s) tossed, have YOUR sorry ass tossed from Wikipedia, and makes sure that anything that proves that UFOs and other paranormal matters are kept OFF of wikipedia while anything about sex, even graphic sex, such as a dick cumming stays on Wikipedia, even after the FBI began investigating Wikipedia's obcession with pornography, especially child pornography.

Lesson summary: Porn stays, while paranormal, UFO articles are to ridicule anyone who has had experiences with UFOs, in keeping with the Robertson Panel, Operation Mockingbird, related protocol and guides set foward by the US government.

It could be a good bet that Science Apologist, like that troll Mongo, works for the US Government.

The bot is so powerful that it will cut off Grawp's HUGE dick/cock, and flatten Willy On Wheels's tires.

Source

• http://www.wikipedia.org/User:Davkal - Examine all of this thing's "contribs".