Diego Grez
There are many ways to tell when a man has simply failed at life, one being that the majority of his time is spent working towards a Wikipedia adminship he will never receive. Welcome to the world of 
Grez Diego Grez, a foreign editor from a poverty-stricken nation (whose name is not important enough to remember) who would rather support King Jimbo's tyranny than feed the starving children of his village.
Life as a sockpuppeteer
In the past life Diego was a mere raged-filled sockpuppeteer, who was rightfully blocked and removed from the project. Sadly, because indefinite bans don't mean anything if you beg for it, Diego was allowed back, but only to edit his userspace. His crippling Napoleon Complex allowed him to spend months editing his own userpage before finally being allowed back onto the wiki, as a child attempting to swiftly end a time-out would. With the little man free to express his inner-Hitler (void of any actual power however) Wikipedia quickly took a turn for the worst, trolling itself for the thousandth time thus far.