Chat hour

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Chathour\Weirdtown is a chat website that's been up and running for over 10 fucking years now, and its' level of pedophiles, creepers and general degenerates to the society seems to be on the steady rise. The sudden influx of Indian cowfuckers has been greatly increased due to the fact that they have moar access to the internets as opposed to 10 years ago but that's only part of the problem Arabs have also stormed the castle so to speak with this site extending their propaganda in it like a bad fucking cancer that won't go away, promoting jihad-ism and being the main cause your society hates you. That being said, spammers and trolls get the most attention and love from admiring fans of that site because of their outlandish behavior and retarded wit

The typical Chathour user is a stupid ignorant Nazi that's too pussy to fucking take it outside and niggers with overly high false egos coupled with sexually frustrated Indians and Arabs with homosexual tendencies. In addition, you have the furries with a room dedicated to themselves because the creators of this website have a gay fetish for cock and the troll population of this website consists of a handful of retards spamming and generally making the paranoid shut-in population of the website feel bad about themselves.

The worst part of it is the pedophiles that constantly roam the rooms looking for young girls to e-deflower, all of these people when confronted about their addiction to Chathour laugh and brush it aside.


If you ever visit this site be sure to make yourself out to be a 13yr old girl with cute pics because we know you're also fucked in the head and will do possibly that to get some penis. You will then notice your IM (instant message) or PM (private message) being flooded by Indians and perverts. That isn't new since all the emos there are attention whores and do revel in that kind of shit. Seeing as you were asked to make a "fake" profile you will find that 70% of the people who use the site are fake, it just makes sense to create a fake profile yourself to fit in; Here is a website of Chathour fakes created by users of the site who themselves have sad lives. That being said and done the normal population of this chat website usually reside in friendly chat.

Rooms

There are 18 rooms to chat in, all premade. They include:

  • Main (censored) where all the freaks,Indians, pedos, and all of the fore-mentioned tards lurk and fap.
  • Main (unlimited)where all the sad pathetic "locals of the website" dwell they enrage and

grow very upset at spammers and trollers ruining their flirt time with the women.


Notable trolls

  • Funnyorange,(Oringinator),(unfunny) He is very well known throughout the Chatrooms and is a scourge to all the "fakes and pedophiles" also if you are female and are looking to feel bad about yourself please do IM or PM him, he will make you feel bad, His trolling techniques include using CAPS LOCK sparingly and misc banter that will make you go blind do not cross paths with him, he will shit on you and then wipe it off after his semen dries off in your pussy.
  • Pigsmakebacon,Bacon,Dude, Will respond to any of those, i suggest not using "dude" as of yet, if you are arab advisable not to be in the same room with him he is relentless and has as much of a fanbase as the previously mentioned 'Oringinator' also a spamming meister that loves to make losers feel bad about themselves if you are a furry/bronie/hardcore anime faggot, or just middle eastern, you have found your worst enemy.

If you are unfortunate enough to meet any of the mentioned trolls, it is advisable you log out because they are in cahoots with each other,they make the website want to an hero. and make baby Jesus cry.


The general Population

  • Lesbians, general cock hating breed of humans that believe every man alive should be castrated and wrung our to dry like a piece of lathered shit. These lezb0z proceed to finger and tongue fuck each other in PMs and private rooms with shitty grammar and sex loopholes so big it dwarfs their loose pussies in comparison, there is a special breed of "lesbian trolls" that lurk around lesbian chat and "bisexual chat" sometimes daring into "main chat" for a bit of fun, these trolls have too much testosterone running thru their inferior brains they think they can "take on anyone". By stealing pictures off a victim usually ugly and fat. They start by making up some wild backdrop story based on loose facts and troll fellow lesbians, usually to feel better about themselves for not being as ugly as the one they troll and rant on about old "pictures/conversations" you will notice a "lezb troll" by her ugly personality and the lapdog of a human (usually male) she keeps around to beat off other trolls with.
  • Christfags, there is simply no end to the retarded shittery these christians seem to conjure out of their anal cavaties they are usually trolled by a lone female warrior armed with logic, facts and a fucking whip, cause most of the men in "christian" chat are secretly closeted homosexuals willing to take it naughty for the strong individual female who rocks their world, other christians in there are too caught up over white supremacy faggotry ready to jump on any nigger jew or halfbreed that they don't class as "human" , You also have genuine christians who want to spread the word of god with a bit of cheese they get drowned out very quickly by muslims who shit down the throats of all these faggots attempting to convert these fucking heathen infidels.
  • Heartbreak is similar to Bisexual, the only difference being Bisexual is filled with women who love the dick and the vagina but heartbreak is filled with tards who are overly nice and genuinely sad, not heartbroken but sad in an individualistic sort of way.
  • Animechat -Drops pants- -does harlem shake- -your eyes fucking explode from mother earths cum due to the immense orgasm my harlem shake created- -all life ceased to exist- , the typical faggotry one might expect from this room coupled with cute smileys xD O_o there is always some level of pathetic drama being played out albeit in RP or out of RP there is always lulz to be had if you know when to look and who to ask.
  • Black chat welcum 2 da h00d niqqa dis room dedicated to dem phat ass white gurls dat want dey ass to be fucked by soem blak dck yo an diz where all dem niggaz be at $waggin hmu white gurls.