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Oldmencrying.com

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Some guy named Dave revealing that he is, in fact, a pansy
Frenchman crying as he is forced to watch Hitler rape his son. There are also concerned onlookers

Oldmencrying.com is was a troll website whose stated aim was to turn guys into penis-bearing Oprah addicts by showing off the delicious tears of men crying at all occasions. And to prove it, all one has to know is that they use a picture of Dan Rather crying in the banner with comment "...and I'm cleansed, spent, and a little moist". While some old media sources such as the Communist News Network have called the website a habitat for sick fucks, the site's creator was supposedly inspired by his own father's tears.

There's a lot of intellectual wankery going on here. Lots of the content is filled with essays, "art", and research. However, you will find comedic gold in the Images and Multimedia sections. The pic of Bill Gates crying and the video of Jimmy Swaggart telling America "I have sinned!" is A+++.

You can also buy a tear catcher bib.

There is also a message board, but you have to register in order to view any of the posts. That must mean that they don't want trolls. Isn't that a pity.

Sadly, the site hasn't been updated since 2005 since the last images included are those of the Azn tsunami victims. This means that they missed out on archiving the lulz caused by the pwning of New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina, which resulted in many a nigra shedding many a tear.

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