EDopoly

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EDopoly is a game similar to Monopoly in that it copies every aspect of it, however one noticeable difference no matter the outcome, you will be spending the rest of the evening fishing tokens out of your ass.

How it works

Since EDopoly exists only as image files, you as the game master are charged with the task of putting it together. Prerequisite materials include an actual Monopoly board and half a liter of semen based adhesive.

The Board

The Money

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The Tokens

There are a wide variety of tokens to chose from, all of which are readily available in any EDiot's home.

• Random action figure
• Expired condom
• Pocket size Johnson & Johnson Baby Lotion
• Pokemon
• AIDS virus
• Day old pizza
• Dildo
• Shot glass
• Dildo

If you are Onideus you can also make your own tokens with legos and diaper rash cream.

Initiating a Trade

Most trades are initiated by firing an LOIC at the another player's cellphone. They will become aggravated at their inability to watch gay porn between turns and holding their penis ransom will often result in property acquisition. If that fails, this video will provide some advanced tips for trading with the more stubborn players.

See Also

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