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John Sakars
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ATTENTION CARNISTS: This article is for VEGANS ONLY. If you want to hurt my animal friends, then FUCK OFF |
John Sakars is a vegan porn star, rights activist and talented musician who enjoys violating Jewtube upload policy by posting videos of his sexy, wet, naked body. John's favorite pastimes include drinking green smoothies, eating out beautiful vegan vaginas and having cats lick syrup off his tiny, malnourished penis.
Musical Career
Sakars is best known for his mad guitar skills. He knows about three chords and usually only uses one per song. He refuses to use any sort of mastering software and as such his voice goes horribly un-auto tuned. Listening to more than two Sakars songs in one sitting has lead to brain tumors, spontaneous abortions in pregnant women and runs the risk of turning the listener into a vegan. Sakar's interesting voice is possibly a side effect of having his testicles surgically removed which, thankfully, means he can never reproduce and create more mindless pro-vegans (assuming his dick ever actually penetrates a vagina at all). The lyrical content generally revolves around veganism, his penis, other mens penises, bestiality, and bathtubs.
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Porn Career
Videos
John also loves licking vegan vaginas, and has produced several softcore porn videos, all of which are hosted on his Youtube channel. Somehow he is unaware of the existence of XTube, so videos of him licking invisible genitalia, molesting vegatables and strip dancing are listed alongside videos of him protesting, interacting with the general public and sledding with his nephew. Sakars knows that all the vegan women around the world have been secretly fantasizing about sticking his limp veggie dick in their assholes, so he believes it is his duty to cater towards them with his videos as he is way to busy masturbating to cats fucking to travel around the world reaping in the vegan pussy. If you are a homosexual, it is perfectly acceptable to fantasize that John is licking your balls or your penis.
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"Modeling"
John has also modeled for nude photography, which is more or less an excuse to paint himself black in an attempt to make his microscopic penis look bigger. Get the entire book here!
Cat Blowjobs
John has confessed to his love of combining his fetish for Canadian food products with animal sickfuckery.
| Confession starts at 1:19 |