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Miriam Weeks

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Nobody has heard of this person, but whoever they are, vandalizing this article only makes us want to learn more...


Now that Miriam Weeks has become the most famous Duke University skank since Crystal Gail Mangum, we have ourselves quite a "teachable moment" for other wannabe sluts thinking about doing porn (as Belle Knox) over Xmas break. Here are some lessons Miriam Weeks really shoulda followed...

Lessons for Being a College Pornslut without being outted like Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks

Lesson #1: DON'T expect to remain anonymous if you have a JewSchnoz and MidgetTits

So Miriam Weeks thought she had the perfect plan: choose a pseudonym (Belle Knox), guzzle some jizz on-camera over Winter Break, get paid, and return! What could possibly go wrong?

Well, plenty, if you have a very recognizable profile like Miriam Weeks:

Yeah...no local Duke porn-spanker could ever recognize HER!

So before long, Dukesters were spreading the word about Miriam Weeks spreading her legs. As expected, the doods on the Duke Board at CollegiateACB were quick on the draw:

(BTW, googling the quote leads to this Miriam Weeks blogpoast decrying, lol, rape!)

Needless to say, this lead to Miriam Weeks being recognized pretty much everywhere on campus. Which prompted her next fuckup:

Lesson #2: If you're being recognized on campus, DON'T go whining to teh media

This should be OBVIOUS (if not, just google Streisand Effect). But apparently Miriam Weeks' regular ingestion of cum interfered with her thinking...

As a result, Miriam thought she could whine like a butthurt bitch to the media...

...and she thought she could remain ANONYMOUS in all this!

Lesson #3 If you're outed as a pornslut IRL, then it's time to STFU and GTFO of North Carolina

It remains to be seen if Miriam Weeks follows this last bit of advice, but it's prolly too late anyway. But [Miriam Weeks] has a PLAN!

   
“ 		 
I hope to major in Women Studies and Sociology, and someday be a lawyer! I am a member of Duke's Moot Court, Duke Human Rights Student Advisory Board, and on the Executive Board of Duke Second Languages in Action. In my free time I enjoy sleeping, eating Milanos, and perusing Netflix.
  		„
  		 

—Miriam Weeks

From a pornstar to a lawyer! Now there's a short career hop! Then again, Miriam might just be better off seeking a sugar daddy...


THAT'S the ticket!

MORE about Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks

Since Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) has persisted in being an attention whore since her outing, it's time to give the slut what she wants--and dump ALL the dirt on her!


lol, Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is NOT popular with her family

Cheapskate Dr. Kevin A. Weeks is now wishing he'd paid for his whore daughter's tuition at Duke...


   
“ 		 
Welcome home from Afghanistan, daddy. I'm a porn star!
  		„
  		 

—Miriam Weeks tells Dr. Kevin A. Weeks of her "Empowerment"

It's not surprising that a narcissist like Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) is an effortless liar. What's amazing is that she thought the media would never check her story...

At first, Miriam attention whored by telling the press that her family was totally fine with her coke-fueled pornwhoring, as an outtake from dickhead Piers Morgan's interview showed:

  • "It's my daddy's (Dr. Kevin A. Weeks (Spokane, WA)) fault I have to do porn! He wouldn't pay my tuition at Duke...instead, my cheapass father told me to take a full scholarship at Vanderbilt University. It wasn't fair! His fault! WAHHHHHHHH!!!"
  • "My mommy (Harcharan Weeks) is Indian, so she read me the Kama Sutra...and taught me to suck cock for money. Every time I get a semen-blast in the face, I say, 'Mommy, thank you for teaching me so well!')
  • "My older sister (Anita R. Weeks) also went to Gonzaga Prep, so she can also deepthroat a zucchini and take an assfucking like a champ! Can't wait for my sis (Anita Rachel Weeks) to join me in some girl-on-girl action!"
  • "My brother (Paul Weeks) is a freak like me--who knows, maybe he's already spanked it to one of my films!"

And then came the epic lulz when her OWN FAMILY threw the lying cokewhore under the bus:

   
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This is a tragedy in the family....There’s no way they could have known this was going on. It’s terrible...This is a nightmare what the family are going through.
  		„
  		 

—Amanda Minor-Weeks, exposing Miriam as a worthless liar

And the lulz just get better from here: little Miriam may soon be returning home with her assfucked tail between her legs, begging mommy Harcharan and daddy Kevin for forgiveness--since it's quickly becoming clear that she SUCKS as a porn "actress":

Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks is NOT popular on the pornset

No surprise that this spoiled rich cunt would end up unable to "play well with others"...even other pornwhores!

   
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-@AndreaGarVar no, Belle Knox lied. Thats why this is so upsetting. She cried on set yesterday bc @StevenStCroix1 was "too old" yet did the scene

-@AndreaGarVar today Belle Knox complained on set about saliva. Saliva!? And had to baby wipe the cock each time after the other girl sucked it

-@StevenStCroix1 Just worked with @BelleKnox. Apparently Duke has gone from Division 1 to Division Lame.#BlueDevilcheerleaders please save porn!! Cum2LA!

-@BelleNoirexxx I just worked with her... gahh.. barf.. never again..
 

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—Tweets from various pornpeeps, exposing Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks) as, lol, UNPROFESSIONAL


That's gotta bite the Big One, right? Judged by PORNSLUTS? Guess Miriam had better keep her day job...oh, wait...


Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks is a CUTTER, lol!

No surprise that this chick would be pretty fucked up, right?

   
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The girl is a cutter and certainly has had some serious mental issues in her not to distant past. This degrading life altering behavior maybe a continuation of self degradation. and abuse.
  		„
  		 

—Don PI TX


Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks loves her DRUGS, lol

  • lol, Coke Orgy

Yep, them Duke fratboys love that skank, Miriam Weeks...almost as much as Miriam Weeks loves her a COKE-ORGY...

   
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Okay I'll do the cliff'ed version because I need to turn in a paper in like 2 hours (Duke professors/workload of peace):

- Guy in my fraternity reaches out to her on FB, gets her number, let's call him brother #1

- They start texting, she's a huge sloot makes inappropriate comments all the time, they agree that she'll come over the next day so that 'they can watch her new scene together hehe '

- Girl comes to over to our section (like a poverty frat house on campus), doesn't drink, is actually really awkward and generally hides away in brother #1's room and then leaves within a few hours

- Apparently brother #1 gets head from her but she refuses to kiss him (wot?)

- Girl apparently wants to have a 3-some with another guy in our fraternity ("because she always wanted to get double teamed"), brother #1 begins showing her potential candidates, she chooses one (who will now be brother #2)

- Next day they are hanging out and they make a deal to get brother #1 some coke for them to share, brother #2, the guy she had chosen for the 3-some, has some and so they decide that she'll go blow him in exchange for the drugs (wot?)

- Brother #1 and the girl are also apparently going out at this point as boyfriend and girlfriend (wot?)

- Girl goes over to brother #2's room (with the drugs who she wanted to have a 3-some with) and blows him for the coke...and then has sex with him for free; does not tell brother #1 this, goes back to his room right after

- More kiss-less blowjobs for brother #1 over the next week

- Brother #2 on the other hand is banging her on the side

- Brother #1 finds out, ****storm ensues, girl lol's at everyone involved cuts contact and is now allegedly banging some 6'4" broadcaster from the football team (srs) and hooking up with some kinda weird/hot feminist girls (wot?), possible at the same time Frat life of peace.
 

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—Duke FratBoi

Not that anyone gives a shit nowadays, but...

TIMELINE of the Belle Knox / Miriam Weeks clusterfuck

It's just a matter of time before this dumbcunt crashes and burns...so, for posterity's sake, here are the main dates on this trainwreck, Belle Knox (Miriam Weeks)

  • Late Autumn 2013--Miriam Weeks (calling herself "Belle Knox" for the frist time...) places nude pix at MatrixModels, signalling her availability to suck cock on camera the day after Christmas...
  • January 10, 2014--Coked up and drunk, Miriam Weeks lets slip (to HERO Thomas Bagley) that she is doing porn as Belle Knox
  • February 7, 2014--"I found out a girl in our freshman class is a pornstar," reports some douchebag to Collegfessions, "I've now made it my goal to fuck her before I graduate. (signed) Duke University"

MOAR TO CUM!!!1

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