Rogue, Internet Man

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Who and what is a "Rogue, Internet Man"?

Confirmed high school yearbook photo of Brent Jansen, how intimidating

"Rogue, Internet Man" (Brent Jansen) is a 30 something year old wannabe Youtuber, tranny enthusiast, petty criminal, beastiality admirer, possible pedophile and white supremacist (Thank god the only good thing about him). Rogue Internet Man's channel consists of him and his crack-whore cohosts grifting off of lolcow's for 2 hours per stream. His most popular content is easily his Chris Chan content. Chris Chan content being something even the most brainless of nigger could come up with and profit off of. He is also infamously a Mister Metokur clone, consistently imitating his voice and even structuring his content similarly. Though Rogue is like Metokur if Metokur hung out in the ball pits of Chuck E. Cheese all day trying to pass out PCP cigarettes to children.

For a good while Rogue actually did enjoy a nice career on Youtube making fun of mentally handicapped people. Some of his favorite things to do included raiding the Discord servers of children with racist messages, blackmailing and garnering evidence on teenagers while threatening to destroy their lives and exchanging tranny porn with actual teenagers on his Discord server. The average "Rogue Internet Man" stream consists of him binge drinking and doing drugs with his cohosts, some of which openly use cocaine. They spend the first half of the stream discussing bullshit nobody cares about and then spend the rest of the stream watching a lolcow related video or reading a Cwciki article. Gay porn is legitimately more entertaining which is a sentiment that even Rogue seems to agree with if you just take one look at his Discord server.

Brent was active on Youtube from early 2019 to 6/11/2022, the day he decided to rage quit the internet after being doxxed by his own inner circle of friends on Discord for consistently abusing them and treating them like a back-alley whore. As a result of being doxxed on KiwiFarms Brent resorted to deleting his Youtube channel, Twitter, Patreon, Discord Server, merch shop and even went as far as to leave every single Discord server he was apart of and he blocked everyone he knew all within a matter of 15 minutes. All because his name was simply leaked, leading many to believe he likes to double fist little girls in his private time.

The drama

Brent Jansen is a guy who has built his entire career off of drama and making fun of legitimately retarded faggots online. Unsurprisingly when you throw stones in a glass house that house will eventually fuck your ass. After about 3 years of making fun of people for enjoying weird porn, being fat and ugly and being extremely eccentric it was unsurprisingly revealed on KiwiFarms that Brent was literally all of those things and more. First it was revealed that he was collecting an unholy horde of tranny and furry porn that was usually being sent in by teenagers or people 12 years Rogue's junior. But don't worry it was normal porn. Just your average pictures of little girls with cocks and cheetah's with tits.

After it was initially revealed that Rogue had up to 5 GB of degenerative shota, tranny and animal porn on his Discord server people started asking questions primarily on KiwiFarms. This made Rogue very nervous as the house of cards he had built on being a super epic internet troll were starting to completely crumble. Then Rogue's faggot ass friends and moderators started coming out of the woodworks one by one to discuss their interpersonal experiences with Rogue. Nearly all of them stated he was a creepy malicious cyber and real life criminal who lived to do gay-ops on actual children on the internet and perform degenerate actions every chance he got.

Most infamously Rogue had targeted fellow lolcow and giant faggot Repzion. The two had beef for whatever reason so Rogue decided to target his girlfriend who when she was underage performed in some degenerate illegal porn. Rogue (Brent) being the very intelligent 30+ year old man that he is decided he was going to find every bit of this underage porn and compile it in a document to use in a blackmail harassment campaign against Repzion. When confronted about the fact this was underage porn, Rogue assured everybody it was "totally good" because "his friends" verified it. The real question is what fucking weird ass friends do you have who can professionally identify child porn from regular porn? After all of this occurred he within 15 minutes deleted every single bit of his internet presence and every way for him to make money, making him a ghost online.

Here is a list of things Brent Jansen has allegedly done. Keep in mind that all of these things have been alleged by people who knew him very closely or were moderators on his Discord server.

He once in a junkyard broke a bunch of glass into tiny shards, put it into a hamburger and gave it to a junkyard dog. Causing the dog to choke to death on sharp glass and die. This is something he bragged about to his inner circle and a story he has corroborated multiple times.

He has been arrested for drunken assault's on multiple occasions.

He enjoys screaming "Nigger!" at people from his car on the street while on his Discord voice chat.

He collects the dox of every single person he comes into contact with to use for blackmail later.

He's apart of a fringe internet group who's sole goal is to get influencers to commit suicide.

He drinks and drives to the point where he has self admittedly been in a near death car accident just a few years ago.

He masturbates to transgender porno of his own OC.

He phones and harasses businesses such as Chuck E. Cheese's and uses his child army to bully them.

He has stolen vehicles before

He lied about working at Rockstar games

The fact that this shit was pretty public knowledge and that Rogue DFE'd immediately after his name leaked suggests he was up to far more sinister things behind the scenes he was trying to hide. However absolutely none of this compares to what would very shortly after be released about him. Something that cannot be passed off as rumor: his brother.

The Baby Killer

After Rogue's name was leaked, people found some serious fuck shit attached to his name. His wannabe-nigger brother, Howard Jansen III one day decided to murder his daughter Olivia by bashing her brain in. Olivia only being 3 years old at the time of her murder.

While some see this as a tragedy, it was an actually an epic win for Olivia as she didn't have to be related to Rogue, Internet Man anymore. A fate surely worse than physically being in the holocaust yourself.

How to troll Rogue, Internet Man if he comes back online

Remind him that his brother murdered a 3 year old

Call him fat

Make fun of his cokehead friends

Tell him his channel absolutely sucks

Tell him he's a blatant ripoff of Mister Metokur

Steal his OC

Make fun of his dad's faggy automobile dealership

Remind him that he wants to print out a naked bodypillow of himself

Remind him that he's an ugly ginger who nobody will have sex with

Remind him that he was a virgin until his early 30's (Not even joking he has confirmed this)

His Dad's Dealership

Did you know Brent Jansen's dad owns a dealership? It's nothing relevant to anything however if you want to know why Rogue acts like such a spoiled little manchild faggot, it's likely because his father is probably rich and spoiled the fuck out of him. Why would he be rich? Well he's a notorious scam artist who owns a car dealership in Kansas called "Howard Jansen II Enterprises".

Basically every single review on his dad's dealership is entirely negative for one reason or another. Reinforcing the general consensus that Rogue and company are incredibly trashy shitty people who rival niggers with their arrogance.

Overall

Rogue, Internet Man is a classic case of someone being a tough guy online but really being a scared little fat ginger pussy irl. Don't be like this, and remember that your online actions have serious consequences when you attach your face. It's better to be a fat tranny then it is to be as much of a fucking loser as Brent Jansen.