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ex⋅ploit

1. /ˈɛksplɔɪt, ɪkˈsplɔɪt/ [ek-sploit, ik-sploit] –noun

a striking or notable deed; feat; spirited or heroic act: the exploits of Alexander the Great.


In short...the Bestest thing EVAR!

A username may be forgotten, but great Exploits go on forever.

Exploiting the Interwebs

On the interwebs an exploit is when someone takes the code of a website, finds how shitty is its, wipes their ass on it, then proceeds to insert much lulz. Exploits are what makes an otherwise boring website fun and exciting! Thousands Exploits happen every year of varied sizes and varied stages of lulz.

That chink who broke World of Warcraft's code to create an actually working item duplicator, making himself thousands of non-interwebs dollars and destroying the game? Exploit! That crazy gaiafag who made all the bushes fart and the trees orgasm like a whore on coke? Exploit! hat dude who spammed the screen with 50 glitched avatars with giant dog penises in Second Life just to piss you off in in your First Life? Exploit!...or Furfag Convention, it's hard to tell.

Exploits don't just stop in the holes you can punch in the wet paper bag that devs call a website, though! There's more exploitable things on the interweb! Here's a short list of just a few of them:

Oh, Exploitable!

So get your fat, lazy ass out there and start exploiting today!

Exploit is part of a series on Programming.

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Hacks

Firefox XPS IRC AttackSafari XPS Attack Sandworm

Programmers

Bill GatesLinus TorvaldsWeevGoatse SecurityTerry DavisTheo de Raadt

Other Topics

Operating systemWarezNotepadIs not a bug, it's a featureDatabase Error

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