K-On!

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Everything you need to know about K-On! in one picture
SOOO KAWAIIII
Obviously not Haruhi
People who say, that it's all the same shit, are fucking stupid

K-On! (けいおん!, Keion!; literally "Crap music") is the god-damned hentai about sex, drugs cakes, tea and rock'n'roll. Contains a lethal dose of moe and pantsushots. Also known as Azumanga Daioh with musical instruments.

Spread

The shit started off in 2009, when the infamous studio Kyoto Animation has been adapted K-On! enkoma. The results were predictable - all otakus' brains were just blown up in the first few minutes of watching this hellish mixture of highly concentrated moe, kawaii and "light music" - so they could put their heads off and don't use them anymore.

Keion is the result of a full degradation of anime industry for the sake of values of non-stop fapping cock-headed otakus who sleeping with dakimakura and have appropriate representation of wimmins' femininity and attractiveness. It is a typical harem anime without The Typical Japanese Shy Otaku Student. This is especially for YOUR PLEASURE!

According to a survey of a Japanese otaku, Keion ranks as the most hated title along with Haruhi and Lucky Star.

The Band

K-On! is about a J-Rock band named "After School Tea Time".

Anime music lovers can just fuck off - during the last two seasons of K-On! its heroines were rarely seen rockin' (only three or four times; opening and ending cannot be count). But who gives a shit? You better fap to anime girls instead of listening to wappanese music.


Brutal Ear Rape

Main Characters

From the left to the right: Mio, Yui, Azusa, Tsumugi and Ritsu
  • Ritsu Tainaka: The butch lesbian of the band. Suffering from ADHD (and probably worms in the ass), she's incredibly loud and hyperactive. Her forehead became a fetish among the fans of the anime.
  • Tsumugi Kotobuki: The rich bitch, which the band uses as an ATM for buying guitars, dildos, male-prostitutes and CAKES.
  • Azusa "Azu-nyan" Nakano: The second popular character among desperate fanboys who think that she has the tightest pussy in the band.
  • Sawako Yamanaka: The teacher of the girls. She is bitchy, whiny and quite an irresponsible teacher who enjoys dressing up the light music club in cosplay costumes like French maid uniforms, much to the dislike of Mio and Azusa. Also, Sawako is possibly a virgin, because no one wants to fuck her, so don't miss your chance, anon.

Memes

Fistful of Yen

Original

What Would X Do For Money? or Fistful Of Yen is an two-panel exploitable: first one shows a character being offered a large sum of cash, second – him/her being sodomized for that money.

The meme is from the episode when the club finds an old guitar and it sells for over 9000 USD. The girls starts talking about what they’d do with their share when Ritsu waves 100,000 yen ($1000) in front of Azusa.

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