UTAU

Well, at least it's better than Yamaha's.

UTAU or "The poor man's/wap's Vocaloid" and "the Macfag's Vocaloid (because Vocaloid is not available for Mac OS X" is a shitty freeware clone of Yamaha's Vocaloid software made by the villans of vip@2ch. It's used by Hatsune Miku and Vocaloid Fantards to make spic covers of Hatsune Miku's Songs or otherwise. Some people like to make covers of human-sung songs as well. A good thing about UTAU is that you can conveineintly make your own voicebanks with fuzzy background noise, or use professional editing software to tell the background noise to GTFO.

UTAUloids planned by VIP

Kasane Teto

When life gives you strawberries, JAM THEM IN!!!1!

By far the most popular girl of the bunch, Kasane Teto was one of the first UTAUloids made for UTAU. She is known to be part bat (aka Chimera by waps) and has an unhealthy obsession for baguettes. She has won half the fans of Hatsune Miku and is now often used to make shittier covers of Miku original songs.

Namine Ritsu

The classiest and most emo of all the VIP@2ch UTAUloids, Namine Ritsu is the best of them all. He sings reasonably well. A lot of fans bitch and moan about his age because VIP said she was 6 years old and had missles for boobs. Not only that, he's actually a trap and a Squirtle. Because of this, many fanbois guessed his age was 18 as an educated guess. He's often seen with a circular rainbow keyboard around his waist.

Iku Acme

A necessary addition to the Utau family, she is a hentaibot that is completely useless because her high-pitched seven year old girl moaning appeals only to pedophiles, horny japanese business men with fat wives and Weeaboo. Created by Studio S, her name "Iku" means "I'm coming!" in Azn, and "Acme" means orgasm. At the news of her release, 15 year old boys flocked and attempted to download her, only to be cock blocked by the japanese filehost.

Iku Acme "Performing" ;)     “   It sounds like she's singing while being fucked in the ass...   „     —uglydollsinc123 - a disoriented viewer

Sukone Tei

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Aww so kawaii! You must Mate!

The epic win of the UTAUloids. She is a Yandere (Person who could get pissed easily) girl who highly wants to kill Hatsune Miku and others that Like Her beloved Kagamine Len. She might want to kill all the Vocaloids and UTAUloids If she feels like it. Her character Item is a cucumber that she puts in her salad or uses them for a dildo Simulator. Caused the most butthurt due to her unoriginal design and love for Len. Also trolls the Naruto fanbase because of her Sharingan eyes.

Momo Momone

Not much about her besides the fact that she's the one who sang the Nyan Cat that we all know and love. She also wears a maid suit.

Other UTAUloids

Some Wapanese faggots decided they wanted to be original and have their own kawaii OCs with voices!!1 to make beautiful music and long, detailed biographies interact with other OCs with. On this side of the internet, there exists girls and only girls. Often, they are on the UTAUinternets because they have found it to be a much better use of their time. They spend most of their time trying to woo male UTAU, causing internetdramaz because male UTAU don't want to be touched by them, and bashing other UTAU which are obviously worse than their wonderful, original UTAU. The worst part: there are more than 100 created. Don't believe us? Here:

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To see more cancer, click here: http://utau.wikia.com/wiki/UTAUloids#Japanese_voicebanks_produced_in_the_United_States

the meme team

The meme team are faggots who shit out usts and utau to make music. They are jew for being a huge group of friends. They're horrible and call people out when UTAU users "steal" their usts causing lots of drama .

Videos

Here are some examples of the UTAU songs from YouTube.

How to install UTAU

Installing UTAU is the worst part. ever, as you have to change your computer's locale to Japanese; It won't work if you put in in english because it has to be in Japanese desu.

• 1. Change computer's locale to Japanese
• 2. Download UTAU: http://utau2008.xrea.jp/ (Comes with barely used voicebank.)
• 3. Try Romaji phonemes to find out they don't work
• 4. Buy a kanji keyboard
• 5. Write an song and Post It to JewTube
• 6. Proceed to stretch your ass
• 7. ?????
• 8. PROFIT!!!!!

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